Okay, well, uh... candlesticks always make a nice gift, and uh, maybe you could find out where she's registered and maybe a place-setting or maybe a silverware pattern. Okay, let's get two! Go get 'em. And **** Iowa!
**** Iowa
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I actually like Fran. His childish antics on the sidelines are very unbecoming of a gentleman. **** Iowa.
'Ray, people will **** Iowa, Ray. They'll **** Iowa for reasons they can't even fathom. They'll turn up your driveway, not knowing for sure why they're doing it. They'll arrive at your door as innocent as children, longing for the past. "Of course, we won't mind if you have a look around," you'll say. "It's only one slice of pizza per person." They'll pass over the pizza without even thinking about it; for it is money they have and ****ing Iowa they lack.'
'The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been ****ing Iowa. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It's been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt, and erased again. But ****ing Iowa has marked the time. This field, this game, is a part of our past, Ray. It reminds us of all that once was good, and it could be again. Ohhhhhhhh, people will **** Iowa, Ray. People will most definitely **** Iowa.'
'The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been ****ing Iowa. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It's been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt, and erased again. But ****ing Iowa has marked the time. This field, this game, is a part of our past, Ray. It reminds us of all that once was good, and it could be again. Ohhhhhhhh, people will **** Iowa, Ray. People will most definitely **** Iowa.'
The other verse of this I know is:
I'm a piece of ****
I'm a piece of ****
I'm a piece of **** I know
But I'd rather be a piece of ****
Than a black and gold dildo
Yippee ki ya ****Iowa
Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to **** Iowa. Aren't you?
