Jesus. Those ESPN announcers sound like Jeremiah Denton reading a prepared statement handed to him by his NVA captors. Good thing they didn't show video of the pair, or else we'd see them blinking out T-O-R-T-U-R-E in morse code.
Fran probably had a grad student go out and find a bunch of kittens and put them in a microwave oven underneath the media table. "OK guys. Pump the Sunshine or else the kitties get zapped!" Eight teams making the tourney from the B1G? Lunardi should be repeatedly tased on-air for making a stupid projection like that.
You could make a better case for 8 from the Big 12 than for 8 from the B1G. That North Carolina win by Iowa is becoming the "new" version of "George Niang, who played with Nerlins Noel".
"They mentioned the NC win again! DRINK!"
Fran probably had a grad student go out and find a bunch of kittens and put them in a microwave oven underneath the media table. "OK guys. Pump the Sunshine or else the kitties get zapped!" Eight teams making the tourney from the B1G? Lunardi should be repeatedly tased on-air for making a stupid projection like that.
You could make a better case for 8 from the Big 12 than for 8 from the B1G. That North Carolina win by Iowa is becoming the "new" version of "George Niang, who played with Nerlins Noel".
"They mentioned the NC win again! DRINK!"