I have my first interview for a real job today, anyone have any helpful tips?
If the interviewer has a funny last name like Neiswanger, be sure to make plenty of jokes about it. A little humor is just the right touch to lighten the mood at interviews.
Be sure to ask lots of questions about breaks, vacation time, paid holidays and sick leave.
Be sure to ask about their workman's compensation package, insurance and severance pay if you should happen to suffer a career ending injury in the first day on the job.
Be polite. Ask first if it's OK before you pick your nose.
Bring a bottle and offer the interviewee a drink to relax. Drugs are illegal so don't offer him or her any until you ask leading questions about drugs to gauge their attitude on the subject.
Hit on the interviewer. The faster you can develop a relationship that is more than interviewer/interviewee, the more likely you are to get hired. If the interviewer is a man, you might want to ask if he's gay first to avoid embarrassment.
Go get 'em.