If you've ever...

...spelled CAT with an N.

...wondered aloud what life might be like outside of this bar.

...hollered 'get away from the winda' woman, the torndo is com'n.

...taken your mom to prom but only because your best friend stood her up.
 
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...waited in line for a date.

...are a Cubs fan (sorry, had to)

...left a strip bar because they wouldn't take your food stamps.
 
...gone around telling people that you love the BTN, but what they don't know is that you mean Big Truck Nutz.

like these???

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.......had a hard time deciding what type of siding to put on your trailor

.......sent a fathers day card to the mailman

.......when asked by your girlfriend why you need another beer you say " because you're still ugly."
 
If you think Jeff Foxworthy jokes of this similar form are funny...you might be a Hawk fan.
 
in the winter while taking a pee and getting your ____ frost bitten, you might be a Hawkeye



Already been mentioned atleast twice but had to be said again :rolleyes:

The thread has taken off so quick I didnt even bother scanning to see if it had. Let me make another attempt:

If you've ever kept your toes that were removed as a result of a medical condition as good luck charms...you might be a Hawkeye...or a Hawkeye defensive coordinator.
 
in the winter while taking a pee and getting your ____ frost bitten, you might be a Hawkeye



Already been mentioned atleast twice but had to be said again :rolleyes:

The person that this happened to was a friend of a friend, and he didn't lose any digits or appendages to frostbite.

And his parents were devastated. They are a good family...the kid has/had a drinking problem.
 
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...thought Jared from Subway was never fat

...thought Dollar General stores were only for rich people

...thought white trash meant gourmet dining

...used peppermint schnapps and cigarettes as a breath mint

you might be a hawkeye
 
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