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If you've ever...

...got your 2nd OWI in 6 months on your way over to hook up with Robert Gallery, you might be a hawkeye

(I have the name of the individual, the month & the year, if you need proof PM me)
 
...participated in a rally outside of the administration building on campus, protesting the idea of having classes on Fridays, and getting a public intox while doing so, you might be a hawkeye.

(again, PM if you would like the name, month and year)
 
If you've ever been driving in the car listening to the Iowa-UNI game on the radio and went to turn the volume up and accidently bumped the dial while Eddie P was talking and went from 1040 WHO to 1350 KRNT while Ron Santo was talking about the Cubs game going on at the same time...and didn't realize the difference between the two guys at first...you might be me last Saturday afternoon.
 
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If you claim that you'd get to the national title game if you could only drop UNI and Iowa State and add Florida and Texas for home games at Kinnick Stadium because they are dying for real competition.... you might be a hawkeye
 
If you've ever stepped on a flaming bag of dog **** coming out of the Front Row, you might be a hawkeye.

(Coincidentally, if you've ever lit a bag of dog **** on fire outside of the Front Row, you might be me)
 
If by mistake you burn your right ear thinking the iron was the phone......only to burn your left ear when trying to dial 911.
 
beaten up and punched your own starting quarterback in the face

you might be a hawkeye
 
Could we merge this with the "You might be a ********* thread" in the OT forum?
 
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