If you've ever...

If you don't watch the movie "Boondock Saints" because it gives you nightmares about the McManus Brothers coming to Iowa City and taking out half of your team, you might be a Hawkeye
 
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If you've booed your seniors on senior day after Western Michigan owned them.... you might be a hawkeye.
 
You put down ISU because they only have a .315 winning percentage against you while your winning percentage against Ohio State and Michigan is .222 and .254.

You're a hawk
 
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If you think that terrible smell is Jack Trice Stadium and it just turns out it's your upper lip....

You're a hawkeye
 
If you think you are a contender to win your conference every year but can't manage anything but a tie for first even if you go undefeated..... you might be a hawkeye.
 
If your boys don't play everyone in the conference, even though with a 9 game schedule, you should be able to cover the "Big 10"....
 
If you've ever seen a thread on your rival's board and copied it, lest "little brother" get all the laughs, you might be a Hawkeye :rolleyes:
 
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If your drunk at home reading this thread right now, you are probably Brian Ferentz
 
Told your barber to give you a perm so you could look like Todd Berkenpas/Brad Lohaus...
You might be a Hawkeye!
 

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