If you've ever...

...celebrated a victory at halftime of the 2002 game against ISU only to leave at the end of the 3rd quarter disappointed...

I saw that with my own eyes. All kinds of smack talk going on at halftime near us in the stands by Hawk fans. After the 3rd quarter, they left the stadium! Classic!

I experienced this as well. Had a couple tard hawk fans yelling crap at me the entire first half and most of the third quarter. When ISU stormed back and took the lead I turned around to yell something back but only saw a couple of empty seats. What a great feeling in your rival's house. :yes:

In 2006 at Kinnick I also had to tell the 40 something hawk fan next to me that if he didn't shut his mouth I would put my fist through the back of his head, much to the approval of my gf's parents. Funny how that shut him up.
 
If you would rather be buried next to Hayden Fry than your wife...you might be a Hawk fan.
 
made a Gary Dolphin/Jim Zabel mixtape (yes, I said mixtape)...
you might be a Hawkeye
 
...had the urge to clap you hands vertically in front of you while watching Star Wars...

I hate that more than I hate the I-O-W-A cheer. We get it. You can be told to spell 4-letter words. Good thing we're not living in Mississippi. That's a trainwreck waiting to happen.
 
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If you've ever referred to Shone Green as "Greenway or whoever that was", then you might be a Hockeye. (true story)
 
if you can understand what gary d.and eddie p. are saying while announcing a game over the radio - and then actually believe what they say...
you know you're a hok fan!
 
If the top merchandiser of your team sports is Wal-Mart followed closely by Flying J.

You may be a hawkeye.
 
If you're new argument for 2009 is "we should play ISU at the end of the year" forgetting that the only reason you improve as the season goes along is because you start big 10 play. You also forget that the last time you played ISU at the end of the season you lost.

You may be a Hawkeye
 
If you've said the Tigerhawk is a historic logo and the best in college football, but you don't put it on your 50 yard line....you might be a hawkeye
 
If you consider your biggest rivals to be Michigan and Ohio State but they consider you equivalent to Indiana....

You are a hawkeye
 

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