If you've ever...

been a concession vendor at Kansas State wearing black and gold Hawkeye gear...
you're probably a Hawkeye
 
If you have ever whined about a watertower or that your Kinnick stadium cup stinks........you may be a Hawkeye.
 
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If you ever compared watching a football game on top of a parking ramp to watching a cubs game on the rooftops, you might be a hawkeye.
 
When your players have spent more time passed out behind a bar than they have in class...you might be a Hawk
 
If you repeatedly said "anyone could run behind our offensive line" before getting shut down by a 1AA team and still think you are fine at running back...
You might be a hawkeye.
 
When your players have spent more time passed out behind a bar than they have in class...you might be a Hawk

If your players have spent more time behind bars in the Johnson County correctional facility than in class, you might be a Hawkeye
 
If your only comeback for the dozens of arrested players on your team is a crack on Jason Berryman because he is the only ISU player you know of that has been arrested.....
 
...uttered the words "next man in" after a star player gets arrested or hurt and actually believed it was that simple...
 
...celebrated a victory at halftime of the 2002 game against ISU only to leave at the end of the 3rd quarter disappointed...

I saw that with my own eyes. All kinds of smack talk going on at halftime near us in the stands by Hawk fans. After the 3rd quarter, they left the stadium! Classic!
 

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