If you've ever...

[CycloneErik]

Lined up to shoot a free throw in the place of a teammate whose body looks nothing like yours, even though you're playing on CBS........

Well, actually, I guessed they pulled that one off.

 

[jdoggivjc]

...****** behind a tree in a hotel lobby, you might be a Hawkeye.

 

[balken]

Listened to the conversation of someone on the opposite side of the basketball court during a BB game because it was quiet enough...

 

[CycloneErik]

If you've ever called into SoundOff to say, "I'll tell you right now, the Cyclones don't win that game if they don't score all those touchdowns," you might be a Hawkeye.

 

[balken]

Said you root for all Iowa teams except when they play each other...

 

[d4nim4l]

Beg businesses to buy extra tickets just to claim a sellout, you might be a Hawkeye.

 

[jdoggivjc]

...convinced yourself that your team's backup QB is a Heisman Trophy candidate, you might be a Hawkeye.

 

[Clonefan32]

Played basketball in a hole in the ground.

 

[MoreCowbell]

If you ever posted "alluring" pictures of your not-so-attractive wife clad only in an Iowa football jersey and helmet on the intarwebs, you might be a Hawkeye.

 

[balken]

Passed out on a bench on campus after doing color commentary for the radio broadcast...

 

[delt4cy]

If you're from suburban Chicago and been denied entrance to the Universities of Illinois, Wisconsin, Minnesota, Purdue, Indiana, Michigan,and Michigan State

You Might Be A Hawkeye

there added a little bit.

 

[GeronimusClone]

had homoerotic dreams about Ashton Kutcher...
you might be a Hawkeye

 

[jdoggivjc]

...claimed that Michigan and Ohio State are your school's biggest rivals, you might be a Hawkeye.

 

[jdoggivjc]

had homoerotic dreams about Frodo Baggins...
you might be a Hawkeye

Fixed...

 

[GeronimusClone]

uttered the phrase "no matter what way I draw it up it screams blow out"
you might be a Hawkeye

 

[RandomFan]

boo'd your starting QB when your team is leading...
you might be a hawkeye

 

[Clonefan32]

If you pay your coach $500,000 dollars per win, you might be a Hawkeye

 

[CycloneErik]

said you lost because it's that other teams Super Bowl, while you're really focused on conference championships and bowl games..........

 

[jdoggivjc]

...worn the same Rose Bowl T-shirt and satin jacket since the 1983 season, you might be a Hawkeye.

 

[CycloneErik]

painted your double-wide black and gold.............