If you've ever...

[GeronimusClone]

stole someone's credit card to buy things on the internet and then were smart enough to have them deliver it to you
you might be a Hawkeye...

 

[Al_4_State]

Tried to carry a 10ft wide goal post through a 5ft wide door....
You might be a Hawkeye.

 

[rebecacy]

If your very best friend is a sheep named Herky, you might be a hokeye.

 

[GeronimusClone]

thought you deserved national title talk in the offseason after a mediocre year
you might be a Hawkeye...

 

[RandomFan]

let Ed Podalak look down your shirt...
you might be a hawkeye

 

[Clonefan32]

If you think Ricky Stanzi is worth a **** you have to be a Hawkeye.

 

[Flag Guy]

stole a credit card and were dumb enough to post pictures of a ton of cash and alcohol on Facebook trying to look gangster (and you're under age), you might be a Hawkeye

 

[CycloneErik]

If you've ever done the hokey-pokey on the Fry-Way

 

[GeronimusClone]

thought Dean Oliver had real NBA potential
you might be a Hawkeye...

 

[Flag Guy]

if you cheer for a team with more than 20 arrested people on it, you might be a hawkeye

 

[jdoggivjc]

...visited the storm shelter of the local trailer park, you might be a Hawkeye.

 

[d4nim4l]

Beat up a parking ramp gate because it talked **** to you, you might be a Hawkeye.

 

[CycloneErik]

If you ever thought that winning at least one game in the NCAAs every year just wasn't enough, you might be a Hawkeye.

 

[Flag Guy]

If your Athletics program has had atleast 3 rapist in the last 5 years, you may be a Hawkeye

 

[balken]

Modeled your hairdo after the zipperhead look of Steve Alford...

 

[Rogue52]

left Jack Trice Stadium early because your 8th ranked team in the nation just got whipped off the field...

You might be a Hawkeye.

 

[Clonefan32]

If you know what Luke Recker, Greg Brunner or Brad Banks are doing with their lives now, you might be a Hawkeye

 

[jdoggivjc]

...cheered for a team that lost to its rival, but still proclaim that the rival sucks because "they couldn't score a touchdown", you might be a Hawkeye.

 

[balken]

Attended a sellout football game with more than 5,000 open seats...

 

[Flag Guy]

if you never went to a basketball game all season because your team sucked, you might be a Hawkeye