If you've ever...

[GeronimusClone]

pleasured yourself looking at a picture of Acie Earl's two-tier flattop...
You Might Be A Hawkeye

 

[Al_4_State]

Worn a "Fry 'em Alive in 85" shirt to a family member's wake, funeral, or wedding...
You might be a Hawkeye

 

[GeronimusClone]

graduated from the University of Northern Iowa...
you might be a Hawkeye

 

[1100011CS]

I like where this is going

 

[RandomFan]

worn an orange jumpsuit (johnson co. issued)...
you might be a hawkeye

 

[Al_4_State]

graduated from the University of Northern Iowa...
you might be a Hawkeye

Attended Kirkwood Community College...
You might be a Hawkeye.

 

[CycoCyclone]

If you never went to college because your career at BurgerKing was taking off, you might be a Hawkeye

 

[GeronimusClone]

given a red shirt to a rapist...
you might be a Hawkeye

 

[cycopath25]

I have a feeling this might get closed . . .

 

[AmesCloneFan]

NOT been to Iowa City, you might be a Hawkeye.

 

[Al_4_State]

If you have Al Parrish on speed dial...
You might be a Hawkeye.

 

[alarson]

been denied entrance to the University of Illinois.
You Might Be A Hawkeye

 

[CycoCyclone]

If you ever popped more than one collar at a time, you might be a hawkeye

 

[GeronimusClone]

been the top paid employee in the state and your son lived in low-income housing...
you might be a Hawkeye

 

[Flag Guy]

... put your son up in public housing even though you're the highest paid employee of the State, you might be a Hawkeye

 

[GeronimusClone]

... put your son up in public housing even though you're the highest paid employee of the State, you might be a Hawkeye

Wow HUCAC

 

[Flag Guy]

Damn it GermaniousClone, you beat me to it :skeptical:

Shot 2:

ever had your freshman son arrested twice for public intox and still let him play football, you might be a Hawkeye

 

[Al_4_State]

Had sex in a Metrodome bathroom with someone other than your significant other...
You Might be a Hawkeye.

 

[Clonefan32]

If you were too dumb to get into Iowa State, you might be a Hawkeye.

 

[Al_4_State]

Had your only chance at a national title destroyed by Seneca Wallace...
You might be a Hawkeye.