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I hate the Hawkeyes because....

squawks are lonely and they sit on the top of telephone poles. the good wrestler gable went to squawk country to coach wrestling for the squawks. he should have stayed with harold nichols. cale sanderson the big utah jock is a loser ,too, because he went to penn state.
we have a new sheriff in town called paul rhoads.OUR CYCLONES WILL OWN THE SQUAWKS ON SATURDAY.GO CYCLONES!!!!!!
 
I hate the Hawkeyes because they are so cool and awesome at everything and I am totally jealous of them.

-Cyclone fans

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AlleyAddict said:
I like you, TM.



I really hope you're kidding, if not, you're the reason we hate Hawk fans.


FTR, I only cheer against Iowa 2 days out of the year.
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tm3308 said:
You raaaaang? :smile:
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your cooter smells like a half-dead salmon's cooter after it got nailed by a grizzly bear. don't be cute. I hope you guys lose to Northwestern in the most painful way possible.

oh, and I hate the hawks cuz their fans threw a grill at me. ****ers.
 
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I hate their fans because already this morning they've (1) put my bread on the bottom of the bag and (2) knocked over my garbage can when they were done emptying it.
 
tm3308 said:
You raaaaang? :smile:
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This guy here could drink at my tailgate anytime!

I don't have a problem with most of the fans. Just the ones that seem to get more pleasure out of ragging on ISU than actually cheering for their own team. I don't get that, their lives must really suck and maybe this is a way for them to feel superior.
 
CyFever said:
...their fans. Not the 5 grads that I know, but all the other ones.

The grad/non-grad thing is an issue because in my experience, the grads are just as reasonable as anyone, and the non-grads are 95% jackholes.
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The main issue I have with the non-grad Hawk fans is their smug aura of superiority. They talk down to you for being an ISU fan and even alum, even citing, "My school," for the Hawks and the university when they didn't go there. So they act superior for picking the popular school to watch on TV over the ISU fan who was/is a part of ISU and chose them for many reasons, with popularity not being one of them.
 
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I had a Hok friend of mine last night trying to explain to me that Iowa has a "bigger" team than we do. WTF. I HATE HOKEYE FANS. I'm like, you wanna say that to KO standing right next to you? Exactly.
 
woodie said:
squawks are lonely and they sit on the top of telephone poles. the good wrestler gable went to squawk country to coach wrestling for the squawks. he should have stayed with harold nichols. cale sanderson the big utah jock is a loser ,too, because he went to penn state.
we have a new sheriff in town called paul rhoads.OUR CYCLONES WILL OWN THE SQUAWKS ON SATURDAY.GO CYCLONES!!!!!!
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Lonely hoks:
 
laminak said:
The main issue I have with the non-grad Hawk fans is their smug aura of superiority. They talk down to you for being an ISU fan and even alum, even citing, "My school," for the Hawks and the university when they didn't go there. So they act superior for picking the popular school to watch on TV over the ISU fan who was/is a part of ISU and chose them for many reasons, with popularity not being one of them.
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With those I Hawks, I say my education from ISU has served me very well. And if I'm in a pissy mood I ask them what the U of I has done for them.
 
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