Depends on the brand and ply. Thicker and softer is fold. Thin and scratchy is crumple.
How do you wipe your bum?
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I work with someone who admitted that he pees sitting down. Is that a thing? I just stared at him and told him that he shouldn't admit that to people. Was I wrong?
WOW that took awhile. I've found it depends on the type of poo. Some times front to back, then back to front. Sometines its more of a dabbing motion starting on the cheeks and making my way to the center oriface. Rinse and repeat.
This is always an interesting discussion....because I assume most pee sitting if they go #2.....but then any other time is a faux paux for most. Why is that?
I wear contacts and take them out every night. My wife thanks me for sitting when I wake up during the night.
Surely I’m not the only one who goes in sideways barehand like a karate chop, take a nice goop, and just quick wipe it on the wall. Usually only takes one wipe and you get a nice fragrance to remind you of your masterpiece to take with you the rest of the day.
My.wife laughed at the bidet attachment I added to one of our toilet seats, so I asked her if her hands get dirty would she prefer to clean them by smearing the dirt around with a lot of paper towels or by spraying water on them first and then using a few paper towels to wipe them off.
Yeah this dude definitely walks outside, or to the garage, wherever, to throw away his **** rags after every poo. Doesn't seem serial-killerish enough to throw them away in the kitchen.
That's gonna be a no from me, dog. I have been meaning to try a bidet, though!
Folding at home because it's the good stuff that rolls off so easy and neat.
Crumpling at any public bathroom that has the monster roll that you have to fish out of the big black box and drag to the floor repeatedly to try to get enough.
Here's one that I assume is less common - in my most used bathroom (half bath on main level), there's a sink right next to the toilet. After my initial wipe I'll stick some TP under the water of the sink then wipe with that, too. Essentially turns the TP into a flushable dude wipe.
You're welcome.
This method is permissible but you need a higher quality tp or it just leaves white dingleberries in your asscrack.
One of the few things I don't skimp on is TP - Charmin blue from Costco FTW.
Your wife’s lady bits are the size of Virginia, she might not be in the wrong here.
That stuff is so narrow I've taken to mentally referring to it as "butt floss."