Bonus points if your bidet has heated seats. Don’t knock it till you try it.
How do you wipe your bum?
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I’ve come to find that with Parkinson’s you only poop like once every 6-7 days (for reals)…
Lean to left, front to back, **** the bidet.
Lean to left, front to back, **** the bidet.
I scored a $2k bidet on auction for $300. new in box
https://www.homedepot.com/p/MOEN-3-Series-Elongated-Bidet-Toilet-in-White-ET1300/322389203
It is ******* awesome. real game changer. For any of you out there that are too tough to use a bidet, you are damned fools. heated seat, heated water, air dryer (that actually works). my butthole is living it's best life.
seriously, do people actually wipe back to front?
I tried one last year but it would never do anything but get me wet. Found I had to wipe just as much if not more because it was also wet. This was with the best rated one on Amazon and a fair 4-5 month trial and error.
So you have a trash can full of poop rags? That’s my only problem with that idea. You’d need like a Diaper Genie.
Can you control that thing to oscillate in a pretty precise circle with a comfortable stream? Asking for a friend
I don’t know if I would describe it as back to front but I definitely throw a few downward motions into the mix. Otherwise I’m certain you’re leaving some behind. When you clean a stain off the carpet do you only go one direction?
Well if you’re a hawk fan maybe. Get a system and you don’t have that problem and they go right out to the trash. Clean butthole and a clean house.
I need to know more about this system, you take a **** and then carry the wet wipes out to the trash every time?
Well most of the time I pinch one off at work after a pot of coffee and just flush it. Individual wet wipes purchased in bulk. Screw that sewer system.
