Hok Mt Douchemore

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That game was a good ole-fashioned ass-whoopin.
 
Mt Rapemore: Pierce, Everson, Ferentz, Barta
Pretty interesting that there isn’t enough room for rape, sexual assault and coverups. I guess Satterfield gets off the hook.
Non-rape Mt Douchemore: Connor Mac, Drew Tate, Jeff Moe, Dingleberry

For the record, I was an Iowa fan as a little kid when Moe was there, and I hated him. Not sure if it was the terrible haircut, but I don’t remember much of anything about Iowa basketball at that time except for being absolutely triggered by Moe.
 
If Woodbury aka captain insano isn’t on the shortlist I don’t know who should be.

I used to regularly eat lunch at a place that always had a big TV on NBA TV and they were always playing D League games.

Watching Woodbury in the D League was EPIC the year or two he played I would see his games randomly at lunch. It was like one or two blocked shots per minute he played...his shots. Even the smallest guards were just stuffing him, he somehow brought the ball down even lower playing against taller players.
 
I can’t stand Niang. I also have an extreme dislike for Michael Jacobsen.

Jacobsen and Hogue did play like punks. You'd be crazy not to dislike them.

Niang was just good and has a hilarious personality and is beating you mentally if you weren't begrudgingly entertained by him. Especially in his early heavy years how could you not enjoy watching him play.

Jacobsen is a great reverse ISU answer though, there were a dozen times where I shook my head and thought how bad we would hate this guy on other teams.
 
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Who was the Iowa basketball player who didn't play the entire season before or after the ISU/Iowa game and came in the game exclusively to do some flagrant fouling just against ISU?

It was incredibly obvious and the most "this is your superbowl" moment of the entire rivalry.

Was just 2-3 years ago but I can't remember his name.
 
Jacobsen and Hogue did play like punks. You'd be crazy not to dislike them.

Niang was just good and has a hilarious personality and is beating you weren't marginally entertained by him.

Jacobsen is a great reverse ISU answer though, there were a dozen times where I shook my head and thought how bad we would hate this guy on other teams.
The 2018 CyHawk game summed up what I thought about Jacobsen. Trying to start a fight after getting your ass kicked isn’t a good look.
 
He's the one odd/weird guy that both ISU and Iowa fans dislike to this day.

Alford called Iowa "the major program in the state" in regards to ISU the year Iowa State finished ranked #3 in the nation.

That alone gets him pretty high on the list.
 
Who was the Iowa basketball player who didn't play the entire season before or after the ISU/Iowa game and came in the game exclusively to do some flagrant fouling just against ISU?

It was incredibly obvious and the most "this is your superbowl" moment of the entire rivalry.

Was just 2-3 years ago but I can't remember his name.
Cordell Pemsl. He got into multiple off the court issues too. His hatred for ISU was because he got stabbed there a few years ago.
 
The 2018 CyHawk game summed up what I thought about Jacobsen. Trying to start a fight after getting your ass kicked isn’t a good look.

Yeah he looked like a dbag in that game (and a few others, it was not exclusive to vs Iowa). Mini Mad and JoBo were their typical punk personalities in that game too, but Jacobson came off looking even worse.
 
I haven't read any post in this thread but will be very disappointed if there is no mention of Chris Kingsbury. He's the first that always comes to mind of most hated in my mind.
 
Yeah he looked like a dbag in that game (and a few others, it was not exclusive to vs Iowa). Mini Mad and JoBo were their typical punk personalities in that game too, but Jacobson came off looking even worse.
To be fair, JBO wasn’t really someone to get pissed at in that game. 2019 ISU is where he pulled the shoe stunt.
 
Cordell Pemsl. He got into multiple off the court issues too. His hatred for ISU was because he got stabbed there a few years ago.

Was it like the Iowa locker room theft where even though it was at ISU the criminals turned out to be Iowa students? Or actual Iowa State students stabbed him?

My wife got mugged at gunpoint in Chicago two miles from DePaul but I never considered DePaul a suspect.

I almost admire the guy in a way. He's injured for the whole year but plays 10 minutes against his rival to try to hurt somebody. It's an obsessive "superbowl" move, but it does show passion.
 
Mt Rapemore: Pierce, Everson, Ferentz, Barta
Pretty interesting that there isn’t enough room for rape, sexual assault and coverups. I guess Satterfield gets off the hook.
Non-rape Mt Douchemore: Connor Mac, Drew Tate, Jeff Moe, Dingleberry

For the record, I was an Iowa fan as a little kid when Moe was there, and I hated him. Not sure if it was the terrible haircut, but I don’t remember much of anything about Iowa basketball at that time except for being absolutely triggered by Moe.

Dingleberry is a douche, however makes up for it for being a clown and the butt-assist to Kane. I’d replace him with Bret Bielema, JoBo, Aaron White, Steve Alfraud, or Mad Fran.

Heck, could make a Mt Douchemore out of Mad Fran, Conner Mac, P Mac, and Margaret.
 

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