HAWKEYE FAN EXCUSES THREAD

[iahawkhunter]

I was going to stay away from HN. I really was. But Hawkeye tears are just too sweet.

[video=youtube;u6i9BsYwspo]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6i9BsYwspo[/video]

 

[Wesley]

Let us examine why they said they would win:
Depth at QB
Depth at OL
Depth at WR
Depth at RB
Depth depth depth.

Not derpth?

 

[MaccloNe]

I was going to stay away from HN. I really was. But Hawkeye tears are just too sweet.

Only sweet baby Jesus tears taste better.

 

[CoKane]

From HN:

Iowa has the talent and might still win the B1G. Second half meltdown after getting some good breaks in the first half. Can still win out...

 

[AMarner32]

Today is the day that is the best of all the days.

 

[WooBadger18]

It's all greg davis. One person who justed called in said they missed ken o'keefe

 

[CoKane]

Class just oozes from this thread.

http://hawkeyenation.com/forum/showthread.php?t=66240

 

[Wesley]

The sun was in their eyes.
The refs were B12.
The game was a late starter.
Too many commercials.
Moped accidents.
KFc decisionmaking.
Too much KFc bubblegum.
Overdrawn at the bank for luck in first three games.

 

[CoKane]

The sun was in their eyes.
The refs were B12.
The game was a late starter.
Too many commercials.
Moped accidents.
KFc decisionmaking.
Too much KFc bubblegum.
Overdrawn at the bank for luck in first three games.

You forgot that the turf was too rubbery and that the goalposts were too short

 

[SoapyCy]

Class just oozes from this thread.

http://hawkeyenation.com/forum/showthread.php?t=66240

When you grow up in a bar your vocabulary is limited. I've seen reports that the poorer you are the fewer words you learn and understand as a child. This thread can be used as evidence in further studies.

 

[cyclones12321]

"This is your guys' super bowl "

 

[LincolnWay187]

Hawk fans are the freaking worst. THE WORST.

 

[Cyclonesince78]

Hawk fans are the freaking worst. THE WORST.

It's about time hawk fans started using themselves as an excuse. Time to hold up the mirror hawk fans.

 

[Daserop]

It's about time hawk fans started using themselves as an excuse. Time to hold up the mirror hawk fans.

they might be scared of what they see in that mirror. heck it might be a clown.

 

[cyclones12321]

Actually was disappointed. Went to hawkeye nation and wasn't much excuses besides this thread which was comical

http://hawkeyenation.com/forum/showthread.php?t=66232

 

[BallSoHard4Cy]

Read the last 20 pages of the game thread. It's a ref blaming fest.

 

[Bigbobhoss]

What a great thread to read. Lots of chuckles to be had.

 

[CoKane]

Actually was disappointed. Went to hawkeye nation and wasn't much excuses besides this thread which was comical

http://hawkeyenation.com/forum/showthread.php?t=66232

I like how the one reasonable guy gets wrote off as an idiot by a guy that is just sooooooooo sure that every call against Iowa is bs and that pass interference was a part of UNI's gameplan. Gotta love fans like that.

 

[dirtyninety]

We cheat. I saw the descendents of the inventor of the digital computer writing checks to pay off referees. But, it does not matter. ISU 20- Iowa 17

 

[CycloneWarning]

LOL. Iowa is an average team in a crap conference. They should have lost to Ball State last week. Only their idiot fans do not understand how mediocre they are.