Gundy gets even...
- Thread starter Entropy
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Conjugal visits? Mmmm. Not that I know of. Y'know, minimum-security prison is no picnic. I have a client in there right now. He says the trick is: kick someone's *** the first day, or become someone's *****.
It really should be Frank Beamer. Two guys who got screwed and one who inexplicably got a promotion.
And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...
Before that movie there was no such thing as a red Swingline stapler. They only made black or grey. The prop guys for the movie just painted one up. After the movie the Swingline company had thousands of requests for red Swingline staplers so they they started painting them red and cashed in big time. Worthless fact that I know.
I already told you: I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?
