Going to the Iowa/Rutgers game today, help me blend in?

[SECyclone]

Actually it does.
What doesnt make sense is Iowa kicking off in 4 hours, yet you're here.

Be honest they will be posting here DURING the game

 

[JM4CY]

What in the world would I need to do 4 hours before a college football game that would prohibit me from coming here?

Idk. Tailgate with your friends?

 

[Cyched]

If you can fit a box of Franzia in you pants you'll be set.

 

[peteypie]

This better be a female buddy with benefits later if going to that place for their heated cross rival.

But wrap it, or you might get a hawkstd

 

[Brandon]

It's sad there seems to be more hok talk on here than iowa board's. I guess numerous trolls having numerous handles brings up the traffic.

 

[khardbored]

When there's some minor penalty against Iowa on the far side of the field, stand up, and in your best "I'm outraged" voice, yell "That's the WORST CALL I've ever seen!!!!!"

 

[BLHawk]

Idk. Tailgate with your friends?

Headed to a flag football game shortly, hoping to be home for kickoff.

Would much rather be tailgating.

 

[AlaCyclone]

Give me an S! S!
Give me a U! U!
Give me an N! N!
Give me a J! J!
What's that spell? SUNJ!
Who ya for? SUNJ!
Who's gonna win? SUNJ!

That should do it.

I would have gone too if a friend had an extra ticket and asked me.

Have fun!

 

[jcyclonee]

If you can fit a box of Franzia in you pants you'll be set.

 

[jcyclonee]

Less people show up to Kinnick because the people are fatter?

Makes no sense at all.

dumb emoji

 

[Cyched]

Ruined vodka for me for the longest time

 

[cdface]

Furrow your brow and earnestly ask all the political candidates working the tailgates how they are going to address climate and take care of you.

 

[dunar]

But wrap it, or you might get a hawkstd

I have a pic of the license plate somewhere

 

[dunar]

This better be a female buddy with benefits later if going to that place for their heated cross rival.

Negative, ghost rider

 

[mitchforcy]

A buddy scored great tickets to the game today and invited me, and since we’re not playing, I said “sure!” I love CFB and can’t pass up a free ticket. I haven’t been to Kinnick in 15 years, last time didn’t go so well - Clones lost, I got loaded, tried to pick fights with any and all takers (luckily my wife dragged me out...) I promised to wear black today to try and blend in; any other suggestions from hawks that are lurking/trolling? Or anyone from the “I cheer for both except when the play camp?”

A black shirt is a good choice. Any Iowa or Iowa State fan that shows up to either game when they aren't playing wearing their schools stuff is a douche.

 

[ca4cy]

Well he wants to see a true rivalry, Iowa and Rutgers.

#newyorkmarket

 

[Rabbuk]

you could enroll in some kwood classes

 

[iowast8fan]

When a friend of mine invites me to a game, I wear that team’s shirt regardless of what I think about the team (unless I actually cheer for that specific opposing team all the time). I also cheer for the home team. It’s just respectful, makes the game day more enjoyable, and what I would expect of an Iowa fan if I invited one to a cyclone game. I’ve done it at Iowa and at Nebraska. Both games were more fun for both of us than it would have been if I was invited to the game and cheered against the home team.

 

[LincolnWay187]

Assuming you never actually went to the U of Iowa or did go to UNI, you should fit in well with the crowd.

 

[Dr.bannedman]

those aren't empty seats behind the accouncers right now. its dress like a bench day