Gene Chizik Does Not Laugh
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It is widely rumored that Gene Chizik will lose conciousness and beat anything that is Black and Gold
(Totally copied, but they're funny)
Gene Chizik can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Gene Chizik is allowed to talk about Fight Club.
Gene Chizik was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
Gene Chizik can build a snowman out of rain.
Gene Chizik once had a staring contest with a statue. Chizik won.
And perhaps the best of them all...
As a teen Gene Chizik impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.
Gene Chizik can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Gene Chizik is allowed to talk about Fight Club.
Gene Chizik was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
Gene Chizik can build a snowman out of rain.
Gene Chizik once had a staring contest with a statue. Chizik won.
And perhaps the best of them all...
As a teen Gene Chizik impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the hills of Tuscany. Nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional football history.
Gene Chizik has a vacation home on the sun.
Gene Chizik is capable of welding titanium while urinating.
Gene Chizik is capable of welding titanium while urinating.
Gene Chizik's face would be on Mount Rushmore, but they couldn't find any stone hard enough to match it.
CycloneErik
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Reminds me of the series finale of Arrested Development (paraphrase)-
Lucille to Hot Cops: "Get down there and shovel coal."
Ron Howard: "You don't even want to know what they thought that meant."
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Gene Chizik won 'Jumanji' without ever saying the word. He simply form-tackled the living crap out of everything that was thrown at him, and the game forfeited.
Before Chevy settled with using Bob Seger's song "Like a Rock" for launching their new ad campaign they first wanted to change "Rock" to "Gene Chizik" because Chevy knew nothing is tougher than Gene Chizik.
Like Gene Chizik, I was strong as I could be
Like Gene Chizik, nothin ever got to me
Like Gene Chizik, I was something to see
Like Gene Chizik
Like Gene Chizik, I was strong as I could be
Like Gene Chizik, nothin ever got to me
Like Gene Chizik, I was something to see
Like Gene Chizik
