Gene Chizik Does Not Laugh

[CrossCyed]

Some coverage from one of the foremost independent football blogs out there.

Funny stuff.

EDSBS » Archive » DOES GENE CHIZIK NOT LAUGH? NO, ACTUALLY, HE DOESN’T.

 

[MontyBurns]

Gene Chizik Does Not Laugh

Gene Chizik was born in a log cabin that he built with his bare hands.

 

[cyclonez7]

Chuck Norris wears Gene Chizik pajamas

 

[SeattleClone]

Gene Chizik destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

 

[Wesley]

Gene has no time to laugh. He is too busy building a team.

 

[SeattleClone]

In my opinion, there's always room for a little humor!

 

[Wesley]

If he does not laugh, does he blink?
The Ottumwa Courier - Chizik says Cyclones need to get more physical

 

[MontyBurns]

Gene Chizik once swallowed 3 large bottles of sleeping pills. They made him blink.

 

[hursts]

Gene Chizik does laugh, in Superman's face while wearing his cape.

 

[Wesley]

Gene will not laugh at the refs although he is sometimes tempted.

 

[MontyBurns]

Gene Chizik can light Hawkeyes on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

 

[AirWalke]

Gene Chizik's tears can cure cancer.

Too bad Chizik never cries.

 

[Chad]

We need some Gene Chizik t-shirts
Posted via Mobile Device

 

[Erik4Cy]

We need some Gene Chizik t-shirts
Posted via Mobile Device

Agreed. but it better be good and ORIGINAL. No "In Chizik We Trust" shirts.

"Posted via Mobile Device" - very nice btw

 

[MontyBurns]

We need some Gene Chizik t-shirts
Posted via Mobile Device

Gene Chizik can recharge mobile devices by rubbing them against his beard. And he's clean shaven.

 

[isukendall]

Gene Chizik can (and has) beat the Hawkeyes without scoring a touchdown.

 

[weR138]

Gene Chizik once round-house kicked Mr. T to the face just as T punched Gene in the head. The result was the 1980's.

 

[mramseyISU]

Somebody needs to start a Gene Chizik facts website.

 

[4429 mcc]

Gene Chizik shaves with rusty razor blades

 

[bos]

Gene Chizik can (and has) beat the Hawkeyes without scoring a touchdown.

I think that will be one game noone will ever forget. On both sides of the field.