Pollard's Official Response:
Dear Mr. Barta,
Your most recent correspondence brings to mind a story about a boy who cried wolf. In the past few years you have noted the following:
1. A locker room theft that ended up being done by one of your own (A hawk not a cyclone).
2. A fictitious assault on a hawk basketball player by ISU students.
At this time Iowa State University the flagship University in the State of Iowa will not be investigating your latest story. We would suggest you tell your marching band students to suck it up. As for you please stop wasting your time with these dumb accusations and letters, but spend your time more productively doing things such as extending your basketball coaches contract and discriminating athletic department employees.
Sincerely,
JP
Would LOVE for Pollard just to respond with...
Mr. Barta,
Please remove the 2x4 from thine own eye before you point out the speck of dust in ours.
Sincerely,
JP
And just to add another anecdote...husband speaks of the C or D sized battery that went whizzing past his face while walking into Kinnick circa mid-90's. It's been happening for awhile.