Funny names

[RyCy04]

I work for a trucking company and I just bumped into one of our drivers who legally changed his name to Diesel T. Truck. Possibly the best name ever. That made me start thinking of other funny names. A guy that works with me is named **** Reiser. My brother's girlfriend is named Anita Cox. Any other gems like these out there?

(Not sure how long the mods will tolerate the innuendo names, but we'll give it a shot)

 

[jperickson23]

I don't know about funny names but the dumbest names I've heard in a while are Track, Willow, Bristol, Piper, and Trig.

Ooops, sorry if this post belongs in the cave.:smile:

 

[throwittoblythe]

Apparently my first post was deleted even though I tried to censor it. Oh well, I tried :wink:

I'll re-type the one that was not suggestive. Had a friend who student taught kindergardeners and had a student whose last name was Kerr. So, naturally, his parents named him Massa. Imagine being a 6 year old kid with the name Massa Kerr.:no:

 

[Bader]

My last name was quite the discussion starter on the playground.

...Wait a minute, people still think it's hilarious and original to ask me what a butler would refer to me as

 

[IcSyU]

Our janitor in high school was **** Krapp...

 

[bos]

I graduated with Phat Ho and my wife graduated with Phuch Ho.

 

[isucyfan]

Apparently my first post was deleted even though I tried to censor it. Oh well, I tried :wink:

Just remember to type whatever word you are thinking and let the language filter do the work for you. If it doesn't censor the word, it's the mods problem, not yours.:wink:

 

[LindenCy]

I don't know about funny names but the dumbest names I've heard in a while are Track, Willow, Bristol, Piper, and Trig.

Ooops, sorry if this post belongs in the cave.:smile:

It does.

 

[clones26]

I played baseball with a kid named Richard Sucher III, his dad was **** Sucher and the kid was smart enough to go by Trey.

 

[djkent01]

I played baseball with Johnny Johnson and Tommy Thompson. Funny combination on the same team. Johnny didn't get to play much and eventually earned the nickname "Johnny Bench".

 

[Bubbahotep]

Dr. **** performed my vasectomy, Dr. Seamen did the circumcision on my son. Went to School with a Mike Dickoff. Funny how all these names seem to go together.

 

[IcSyU]

I played baseball with Johnny Johnson and Tommy Thompson. Funny combination on the same team. Johnny didn't get to play much and eventually earned the nickname "Johnny Bench".

Emmetsburg had a Tommy Thompson on their baseball team summer '06 if I remember right...

 

[Wx4Cy]

Long time ago a friend of mine dated a girl named Fonda Dix.

 

[Knownothing]

I had a Sgt. in the marines with the last name "Major". So basically when you said his name he was Sgt. Major which is a way higher rank than actual Sgt.

I also served with Major Paign.

I had a Navy Doc with the last name Holliday. So she was Doc Holliday.

THe last one was Major Richards.

We shortened his last name.

 

[cyadict]

I had a Sharon Cox in my class and a guy named **** Marx.

 

[Nedrick]

Had a pastor named **** Hohl and currently go to church with Mike Hunt...

 

[djkent01]

Emmetsburg had a Tommy Thompson on their baseball team summer '06 if I remember right...

Couldn't be the same guy. Could be his son.

 

[scottie33]

My last name was quite the discussion starter on the playground.

...Wait a minute, people still think it's hilarious and original to ask me what a butler would refer to me as

Master?

 

[scottie33]

This thread is weird, in the last week I finished two novels:

Under the bleachers by Seamor Butts

Trails in the Sand by Peter Dragon

 

[Bader]

Master?

:biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh::wideeyed::dull::mask:

Nicely done :wink: