Funny Check Memos

[Tailg8er]

I am about to move into a house with a couple buddies & I will be writing one of them a check for rent each month. Looking for funny/dirty/ridiculous things to put on the memo line of each one.

I used "sexual favors" for the deposit check, & he appeared to be nice & embarrassed after depositing it :twitcy:

 

[ruxCYtable]

I am about to move into a house with a couple buddies & I will be writing one of them a check for rent each month. Looking for funny/dirty/ridiculous things to put on the memo line of each one.

I used "sexual favors" for the deposit check, & he appeared to be nice & embarrassed after depositing it :twitcy:

"Body disposal."

 

[Hawkeye11en1]

NAMBLA dues.

 

[erikbj]

Hot Carl payment

 

[Cyclonestate78]

Rebecca Black tickets

 

[azepp]

Dogfight winnings.

 

[CivEFootball]

8 ball

doing the laundary

 

[cycopath25]

Blumpkin

 

[cycopath25]

Preparation H

 

[cycopath25]

Razor Blades and Lube

 

[cycopath25]

Body Hair Removal

 

[erikbj]

3 - Gerbils

 

[cycopath25]

8 feet of rope and a step stool

 

[cycopath25]

Season Iowa Hawkeye Basketball Tickets

 

[The_Architect]

Mine got deleted, LMAO.

 

[Hawkeye11en1]

Cam Newton monthly payment

 

[bpmcclain]

Mine got deleted, LMAO.

Mine did too, haha.

 

[clonz]

My old roommate used to use "For Services Rendered" quite often, he was a bit of a jackhole.

 

[GoCubsGo]

"***** ******* ****** *** *******."

 

[Cyballz]

Reminds me of a copy of a check I have posted in my office that we got at work. The order sheet was generic and it had the text "Make check out to......" Since we didn't accept checks it said "..No checks accepted" in the blank. Well, the check is made out to "No Checks Accepted"

The check has Exodus 15:2 printed on it as well, "The Lord is my strength and my song, but not my brain." (That last part may not actually be in the bible verse)