I'm not not posting whatever it is because I'm scared. I'm not posting it because it's ******* stupid and only dullards are inspired by it.
Friday OT #2 - The Unforgivable Curses
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I'm not not posting whatever it is because I'm scared. I'm not posting it because it's ******* stupid and only dullards are inspired by it.
Reminds me of the "if you don't respond to this correctly by answering here, and sharing it on your own page and tagging fifty of your best friends, I'll know you're not really my friend" posts. Seriously...why, people???
Oh, right from the inside right turn lane. I was wondering what type of screwy Wisconsin stuff had a middle turn lane that you cut across traffic to turn right on.
This just happened to me today.
We have some training due at the end of the year (December 31). I get an email from my manager's manager saying I need to complete my training today. I am pretty open with my management chain and said, "um I am on vacation, I am not doing the training right now plus it's due ******* 40 days from now"
The response?
"Well you're the only one in my org that hasn't done it and I want to be the first one to be at 100% under X's org". X being his boss.
DON'T MAKE TRAINING DUE ON DECEMBER 31ST IF YOU WANT IT DONE NOVEMBER 20TH THEN!
This happens all the time at my company. It's a pissing contest to see which management chain can finish before the other like some sick game of limp biscuit.
We have some training due at the end of the year (December 31). I get an email from my manager's manager saying I need to complete my training today. I am pretty open with my management chain and said, "um I am on vacation, I am not doing the training right now plus it's due ******* 40 days from now"
The response?
"Well you're the only one in my org that hasn't done it and I want to be the first one to be at 100% under X's org". X being his boss.
DON'T MAKE TRAINING DUE ON DECEMBER 31ST IF YOU WANT IT DONE NOVEMBER 20TH THEN!
This happens all the time at my company. It's a pissing contest to see which management chain can finish before the other like some sick game of limp biscuit.
“It is, what it is, moving forward”
I break this out in meetings when someone wont stop complaining about a problem that cant be resolved. Its a real energy vampire move that gives me pleasure watching the life drain out of their eyes.
My dad's personal one is if someone is talking about a major habit change, and they (or someone else) says "they turned their life around 360 degrees". So you ended up right back where you started?
One of mine is that my name has two very common spellings. My name is in my email signature. Yet, people insist on adding the "H" on the end.
One of mine is that my name has two very common spellings. My name is in my email signature. Yet, people insist on adding the "H" on the end.
Your church doesn't have candle snuffers? My church has a candle lighter and snuffer all on one apparatus.
Things I learned in this post, das Audi isn't taller than a pick up and Fuckhead goes thru the CF filter. That could be useful in the cave.
As someone who was very guilty of doing that to a coworker I apologize. One of my new field engineers was a no "H" while my older sister is an "H" person (along with the two gals I know at ISU).
Took me probably 2 months to break the habit of typing her name with the H at the end.
You think people have trouble spelling YOUR name!
My boss sent me a begrudging "congrats on your retirement" email. After 7 years of working together, she misspelled my name in the salutation. Not sure if it was a typo or an attempt at shade...or if she was really that stupid...
