Friday OT #1 - The Post

[Mr Janny]

Representatives of a small Mexican town hire a trio of American mercenaries to confront the regional warlord that has been terrorizing them.

 

[Cybirdy]

At home: "There’s an outcast, young guy who must save his city from a nefarious father figure, and it turns out the solution to the problem is not to defeat one’s enemy, but to work with them for the greater good."

 

[CtownCyclone]

Can’t decide if this is a pron joke or an actual movie.

 

[Bret44]

Representatives of a small Mexican town hire a trio of American mercenaries to confront the regional warlord that has been terrorizing them.

Hilarity ensues.

 

[Mr Janny]

Hilarity ensues.

or my name isn't Lucky Day.

 

[jbindm]

Pretty white girl goes on vacation in Mexico and finds herself in a life or death struggle with a shark (no, the other one).

It was OK.

 

[cyhiphopp]

Hilarity ensues.

I thought it was a documentary.

 

[Bret44]

Simple man sits on bench, doesn't move for 3 hours.

 

[Mr Janny]

Pretty white girl goes on vacation in Mexico and finds herself in a life or death struggle with a shark (no, the other one).

It was OK.

I have not seen it, but from the previews it appeared to be nothing but a 90 minute excuse to show Blake Lively's butt in a bikini...

hmmm, when I put it that way... why the hell have I NOT seen it?

 

[cyhiphopp]

Simple man sits on bench, doesn't move for 3 hours.

You were in a movie? Wow!

 

[jbindm]

I have not seen it, but from the previews it appeared to be nothing but a 90 minute excuse to show Blake Lively's butt in a bikini...

hmmm, when I put it that way... why the hell have I NOT seen it?

LOL, nope. The other one.

 

[Shawker]

Mute lives with her gay friend and begins a sexual relationship with an amphibian after they break it out of a government facility. Hilarity ensues.

 

[SCyclone]

Duh - fixed. Only one of the most iconic lines from the film...

Except that McCluskey was eating pasta, and Sollozzo wasn't eating anything at all.

 

[cyhiphopp]

Except that McCluskey was eating pasta, and Sollozzo wasn't eating anything at all.

From the looks of this guy, I think we should trust him.

 

[cyhiphopp]

Oh, I just watched this one as well:


Aging fighter has father figure struggling with dementia, finds out he must save newfound daughter and her friends from nefarious forces.

 

[SCyclone]

Coach with a questionable past leads a tiny high school team to a state basketball championship. (How easy is that?)

 

[Bret44]

Coach with a questionable past leads a tiny high school team to a state basketball championship. (How easy is that?)

Former Army man moves to middle of america, leads young mean to triumph, deals with drunk.

 

[cyhiphopp]

Coach with a questionable past leads a tiny high school team to a state basketball championship. (How easy is that?)

The only giveaway is tiny high school. Otherwise that describes a lot of other basketball movies.

 

[oldman]

Clairvoyant goes to the house she was raised in to exorcise demons; spirits and human ones.

 

[jcyclonee]

Charlize Theron's legs kick @ss in East Berlin.

It was pretty good if you're in the mood for a movie that doesn't really have a storyline or plot.