Friday Confessions

I've definitely peed in appropriate places at Lumpy's. Big fan of the trash can in the bathroom, or that back room with the couches.

I peed in the middle of a fooseball game one night at Lumpy's. Told my buddy to keep the ball on his side of the table and turned around and peed right on the wall behind me.

Finished up and resumed playing goal.
 
I am 22 years old and I have a date for prom tonight.




(It's prom night at Miss Kitty's and my date is older than I am.) :wink:
 
I peed in the middle of a fooseball game one night at Lumpy's. Told my buddy to keep the ball on his side of the table and turned around and peed right on the wall behind me.

Finished up and resumed playing goal.

So..... we have pretty well established that Lumpy's was basically a huge public urinal. I am trying to remember if I ever saw anyone fall or pass out on the ground in there. Anybody else remember seeing someone do this? If so would it be appropriate to nickname those people urinal cakes? Just asking.... :biglaugh:
 
While officially being a pain-in-the *** pennypincher with my wife, secretly I've been funneling cash to a slush account. I'm saving to buy two engraved bottles of Johnny Walker Blue Label, one engraved "<name> and <wife's name> \br FIRST BORN", the other engraved "IOWA STATE UNIVERSITY \br NATIONAL CHAMPIONS"

I'm hoping to be able to open the second in my lifetime (talking FB or MBB only here). If not, said first born gets it in my will with orders to attend the game, and after the win to open it and pour one out for me. :biggrin:
 
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I have about 14 bodies rotting away in my crawl spaces. The house has acquired quite a stench, but as long as I don't clean the litter box, my alibi is still solid.

My confession is that, when we were looking at houses, I vetoed everywhere we went with a crawl space simply because it creeped me out too much. (Gacy did live in Iowa for a while, even if it wasn't central Iowa.)
 
My confession is that, when we were looking at houses, I vetoed everywhere we went with a crawl space simply because it creeped me out too much. (Gacy did live in Iowa for a while, even if it wasn't central Iowa.)

He lived in Eastern Iowa. How appropriate. :yes:
 
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Beta hCG. High beta levels don't always equal twins, but they definitely can be a signal.

Have fun with that!

You beat me to it! Yep, high beta levels can definitely be a strong indicator, but there are women with high levels who only have a singleton, and women with lower numbers who have twins. Can't tell for sure until you visualize two sacs during the ultrasound.

Congrats, and I hope it goes well!
 
He lived in Eastern Iowa. How appropriate. :yes:

I suppose I should also confess that I somehow possess random knowledge of serial killers. I know where Gacy lived, I know that Ted Bundy was put to death on my 10th birthday, and a slew of other information. I just remember this stuff, for some reason.
 
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I suppose I should also confess that I somehow possess random knowledge of serial killers. I know where Gacy lived, I know that Ted Bundy was put to death on my 10th birthday, and a slew of other information. I just remember this stuff, for some reason.

If I ever do something that pisses you off.... I apologize in advance.
 
Beta hCG. High beta levels don't always equal twins, but they definitely can be a signal.

Have fun with that!

You beat me to it! Yep, high beta levels can definitely be a strong indicator, but there are women with high levels who only have a singleton, and women with lower numbers who have twins. Can't tell for sure until you visualize two sacs during the ultrasound.

Congrats, and I hope it goes well!

Not to interrupt the recipe swap between neighbor ladies, but in men high barley levels gets you 3 stupid boys.
 
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i'm doing absolutely nothing at work this morning. Come on 11 am; grab some potato pepper jack cheese soup at South Union, then to a friends to watch hockey.

same here with the work thing....all i can think about is the bachelor party that i planned going down tomorrow and how drunk ill be after champps, the funny bone, all the bars and then boom boom room. Hopefully throw in a random hunny to go with that maybe....
 

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