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***Friday Confessional Thread**

I cut a skin tag off from under my armpit this week. Took quite a bit of talking myself into it before grabbing a local anasthetic (ice) and surgical tool (kitchen scissors). Bled for about an hour afterwards.
 
Cybyassociation said:
Last night my brother and I bought tickets to see Ted at midnight. We took our tickets to the ticket lady and she's like, "All the way down the hall to the right." So we go down there, get into the theater and realize, damn, there are a lot of chicks here. We got there late because he works second shift, so we missed the previews and about the first 5 or 10 minutes, no big deal though, its a movie about a talking bear.

6 minutes in:
"Channing Tatum is in this?!"

8 minutes in:
"This chick next to me is smoking hot! Damn there are a lotta chicks here!"

Halfway through:
"Man, there sure is a lotta dudes dancing in this movie. Where the hell is this bear?"

10 minutes left:
"Hey, I think they sent us to the wrong movie. There aren't any bears here."

Magic Mike wasn't a horrible movie.
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There is NO possible way a normal human being wouldn't be able to tell the difference between those 2 movies looooong before that. It was a pretty funny story though!
 
Chipper said:
I cut a skin tag off from under my armpit this week. Took quite a bit of talking myself into it before grabbing a local anasthetic (ice) and surgical tool (kitchen scissors). Bled for about an hour afterwards.
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I have thought about doing this too but I wondered how long it would bleed. I was talking to a guy that burns these off at a clinic and he said it is a pretty quick procedure. He said the worst part is when he has to burn these from the a man's private part region.
 
ThurgoodMarshal said:
Agreed. Why can't Seth MacFarlane make anything without throwing in some sort of talking animal?
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Same reason Michael Bay can't make a movie without explosions?
 
Hawkeye11en1 said:
Ted looks awful. Just sayin.
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I think Ted looks awful as well. The only thing I see is the dog from Family Guy only with Peter's annoying East Coast accent. Rip off some Wilfred behavior and boom Ted is born! I'd much rather go see Magic Mike than Ted. Only because I crack up every time I hear M. McCaughnehey's (sp.) delivery of this line in the commercial: "Now the lahhw says you cannot touch....but I see a lotta lahhhwbreakers 'round here."
 
Cybyassociation said:
Last night my brother and I bought tickets to see Ted at midnight. We took our tickets to the ticket lady and she's like, "All the way down the hall to the right." So we go down there, get into the theater and realize, damn, there are a lot of chicks here. We got there late because he works second shift, so we missed the previews and about the first 5 or 10 minutes, no big deal though, its a movie about a talking bear.

6 minutes in:
"Channing Tatum is in this?!"

8 minutes in:
"This chick next to me is smoking hot! Damn there are a lotta chicks here!"

Halfway through:
"Man, there sure is a lotta dudes dancing in this movie. Where the hell is this bear?"

10 minutes left:
"Hey, I think they sent us to the wrong movie. There aren't any bears here."

Magic Mike wasn't a horrible movie.
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CRcyclone6 said:
I confess that drinking $6 Old Style Light tallboys at Sluggers before and after the Cubs game Wed was a great time!
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I was there as well. It was awesome watching the Cubs get stomped 17-1! Then went to Giordano's for some excellent pizza.
 
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I confess that I have spent a large portion of work today reading an entire mafia thread and I'm ready to try one out.
 
I confess that when I was almost done with my sandwich for lunch, I saw a big chunk of green moldy bread on the corner of my sandwich. I lost my appetite for my sandwich.
 
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