Essential oils

A quick story - my former neighbor and I are good friends. His wife was not a fan of me because I'm a bad influence, but she was typically cordial (she would yell at her husband instead of me).

I'm back for a visit as I now live 1,000 miles away and I'm telling him the story about the cousin's crazy ex and her escapades with essential oils. I'm going on about how it's a bunch of BS and she damn near killed her kid, she's crazy and dangerous, some other non-essential oils related incidents, blah blah blah. His wife is listening quietly and eventually leaves the room. Neighbor buddy cuts me off after she leaves and puts his finger up to his mouth to shush me. He's stifling laughter.

He holds up the book his wife has written. I can't remember the exact title, but it was something alone the lines of "Better Living For Your Child Through Essential Oils". It was a kids book with pictures and different scents extolling the virtues of essential oils.

I've been told she likes me even less now.

This should be in running for post of the year. :D
 
The gf is WAAAAAAY into these right now. Are these legit or a load of crock?

You know I love me some crazy white woman stuff but I might draw the line on oils stuff especially if she starts rubbing that **** onto your dogs.
 

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