Essential Household Items

[TXCyclones]

You brought us this and the info about the origin of threshold today? Somebody's not hungover during class today.

I am nothing if not a world of useless information.

 

[jbindm]

Light bulbs
Detergent
Wine
Whiskey
Prescriptions - not necessarily extra, but just making sure that I get refills called in before the kids get down to their last dosage or two.

 

[JayV]

On the porch? Under a rock in the yard? In an undisclosed third-world country?

In a hole. Of your choosing.

 

[Cycsk]

You got a french fry cutter?

Just bought one of these at Menards for putting slices in potatoes to cook on the grill.

 

[Cyched]

Just bought one of these at Menards for putting slices in potatoes to cook on the grill.

WANT

 

[VeloClone]

You must be fairly new to the marriage thing. She obviously doesn't realize how badly men smell when they run out of deodorant.

This. I currently have about 9 extra sticks of deodorant in the pantry - and I didn't buy them. Mrs. Velo knows.

 

[SaraV]

Pants

 

[VeloClone]

In the movie Big Red One, they were used as emergency gloves when the soldiers were forced to deliver a baby in a tank. Point is, you never know.

There may be a box in the bottom of my nightstand that is about 10 years old that I keep around just in case I have to deliver a baby in a tank.

As I recall - I haven't seen the movie in decades - they used them to over the end of their barrels when going amphibious.

 

[ZB4CY]

He's married, he won't be needing those any more.

People have side bi*ches!

 

[CtownCyclone]

People have side bi*ches!

He's married with a small kid. Ain't nobody got time for a side piece! Guy just wants to have a poop without somebody opening the door on him.

 

[VeloClone]

He's married with a small kid. Ain't nobody got time for a side piece! Guy just wants to have a poop without somebody opening the door on him.

Meh. If they want to come in when I am in the reading room, they can enter at their own peril.

 

[JMA1125]

Plastic forks and spoons for when all the real utensils are dirty and I’m too lazy to wash them by hand before they go through the dishwasher.