Down goes Iowa

[NWICY]

It will leak in about 2 months that there was a secret extension given to him after they won the Little 14 tournament...

I hope so.

 

[BCClone]

-They didn't have ice for their injuries during the game because Jorbo threw it all at someone the night before.
-Unfair matchup against a team that could jump higher.
-They were tricked into recruiting the wrong Ulis.
-Brought the wrong cleats to the tournament.

They were all irritated by the stench from all the Bengay that JoBo was using.

Keagan disappeared for a bit because Ash dared him to lick the bottom of his chair and his tongue got frozen to it.

They had to go to Dicks to buy shoes because when Fran heard they were playing on ice, he had the equipment managers pack ice skates instead of the normal shoes.

They were late to the game because when Barta heard they were going to Buffalo, he booked them reservations at BWW instead of chartering a plane for them to New York.

 

[RonBurgundy]

My dream: Richmond goes on to bear Providence then KU then loses to Iowa State at the E8.....you'd have a nice mixture of Hawkeye,l and Jawhawk tears

Idk. Might be fun to watch the Spiders get trounced by 30.

 

[Rabbuk]

The Murray twins dad claims Keegan disappeared due to injury on what should have been a flagrant one. can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning I guess. Also claims nothing stopped Keegan this year, but must have missed the ISU game.

 

[Crookedhatkid]

Guys, turns out Richmond might not actually be a world-beater

 

[trevn]

Guys, turns out Richmond might not actually be a world-beater

The 6th place A 10 team?

 

[cycloner29]

Well, on HR, Kris and Keegan's dad is doing his part to keep the "blame the ball" narrative going. So, I guess we can expect the Hawkeye faithful to keep****ing that chicken for the foreseeable future.

So, what's the excuse list now?
- the ball was weird and it was more detrimental to Iowa than Richmond because... SMOKEBOMB!!!

- the 4 games in 4 days that Iowa played were totally different than the 4 games in 4 days that Richmond played. Unfair!

- Iowa totally got hosed by being matched up with a team that finished 6th in the A10 and lost to Drake.

- Fran was suffering from an acute case of pinkeye and wasn't able to properly see that the Hawks had an advantage in the post.

- Fran is a very literal man, and thought that the Spiders were actual spiders, triggering his arachnophobia.

anything else?

oh yeah, Pollard hosed them somehow.

D-Bag HerkyFan has nothing on HR, so makes up a post asking how many times ISU has one a football conference championship. I guess desperate times call for desperate measures on his part. Keep being the douche bag you are on there. Even some other fans on there are tired of your schtick.

 

[Jeremy]

Guys, turns out Richmond might not actually be a world-beater

Well they don’t have any solid wins on their resume to date.

 

[StagecoachMike]

Won't be long and Iowa fans will claim they were Richmond's Super Bowl or national championship game.

 

[StagecoachMike]

Providence doesn't seem to be having any problem with the ball. Not even to halftime and they've made more three point shots than Iowa did all game on Thursday.

 

[trevn]

Providence doesn't seem to be having any problem with the ball. Not even to halftime and they've made more three point shots than Iowa did all game on Thursday.

But that floor looks slippery. I heard they put the floor on top of ice?!?!?

 

[madguy30]

Won't be long and Iowa fans will claim they were Richmond's Super Bowl or national championship game.

It sounded like Richmond didn't even shoot that well or missed lots of chances to blow the game open...so I guess it was just another game for them.

 

[CloneGuy8]

Wow, Jamie really screwed Iowa putting them against this juggernaut Richmond team.

 

[Kaner04]

But that floor looks slippery. I heard they put the floor on top of ice?!?!?

“Ice can seep through the boards on the court making it slippery” - probably an Iowa fan

 

[madguy30]

Good thing they didn't have to see Providence.

 

[StagecoachMike]

It sounded like Richmond didn't even shoot that well or missed lots of chances to blow the game open...so I guess it was just another game for them.

Spot on! Richmond offensively isn't that far at the half as they were on Thursday.

 

[heitclone]

Providence has to be the National Champ favorite now right? I mean they are smoking this Richmond squad and don't seem to phased by these horrible Wilson basketballs.

 

[BCClone]

D-Bag HerkyFan has nothing on HR, so makes up a post asking how many times ISU has one a football conference championship. I guess desperate times call for desperate measures on his part. Keep being the douche bag you are on there. Even some other fans on there are tired of your schtick.

Move the goal posts when you can’t compete. What everyone is hoping is THs floor, turns out to be Frans ceiling.

 

[madguy30]

Providence has to be the National Champ favorite now right? I mean they are smoking this Richmond squad and don't seem to phased by these horrible Wilson basketballs.

Iowa basically almost beat Providence.

 

[StagecoachMike]

What I find funny is browsing around at different Hawk forums and twitter feeds, is there's very little mention of this game, as if they don't care that it's taking place.