Cyclone Nice

"Kansas. Trying to outdouche Nebraska since 1854" hahahaha
 
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Forgot one if the greatest cultural things about isu.... Jack trice. Come on man. Pretty good otherwise
 
George Washington Carver didn't invent peanut butter. Otherwise, good stuff.

Oh you poor, naive kids. They say you don't learn history anymore. Just another example.

Here's a little history lesson for you:

So, Professor Carver's two dinner guests.. .Edward "Skippy" Williamson and Frederick "Jif" Armstrong - two white men - stole George Washington Carver's recipe for peanut butter, copyrighted it, and reaped untold fortunes from it. While Dr. Carver died penniless and insane, still trying to play a phonograph record with a peanut.


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One of my favorite parts, from the Iowa one:

"Nebraska. You think the 'N' on your helmet stands for 'kNowledge', we all think it stands for 'toolbag'."
 

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