Crazy Stuff Your Pooch Has Eaten

The worst was the Christmas I wrapped up a big box of chocolates for a Christmas present for my wife. Dog tore into it, ate about half of the 2 pound box, then **** and puked all over our couch which wasn't leather. There's a new couch.

I feel like I'm winning this competition. Or losing however you look at it
 
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Have a guy who goes to our same church, an older gentleman, they got a call while out in AZ because their farm dog ate too much peanut butter








off their fuel deliverer guys junk.
 
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One dog ate a used Hothands hand warmer he found at the park. Lots of vomiting. Thankfully it was used or it would have burned up his insides
 
Gf is a vet tech so she has seen some things.

She would want you all to know- if your pet ate something and now its hanging out their sphincter- NEVER PULL IT OUT. Let it pass on its own. If you pull on it it, very easy to damage the GI linings, esp if string or similar that can get tied up in there. Dont pull on it!
 
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I had a Labrador that ate a cd. Chewed it up and swallowed it. The poop that she left in the back yard absolutely sparkled in the sunshine.
 
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We have a friend with parkinsons, and a little old toy shizhu mix, the crotchety kind that has been near death for 10 years but never will die. Fur falling out, cant climb stairs, growls and bites people. You know the kind.

Well he had a weed brownie to help with the parkinsons. And the dog got it and ate it. She was STONED for a few hours. Like rolled on her back and trying to hang on to the earth. But she was totally fine next morning.

Problem now is she has a TASTE for it!! Like if his wife has gummies in her purse thw dog will go nuts trying to get in to the purse. If she even handles it anywhere, the dog will sniff and go nuts looking for it. They have to lock it up like theres teenagers around the house.
 
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Never had a dog eat any of the stuff mentioned above. But just loves to pull the stuffing out of his toys. Yesterday he pooped and then yelped. There was a fine thread hanging out his butt with a little bit of turd on it. Obviously one of the pieces of the toy stuffing.

I had a vet tell me how to get your dog to eat the pill in the pocket after they've learned to eat around it and spit it out.

You line up 4 of the pill pockets.

First two are without the pill.
Dog eats one, hmm, no pill.
Dog eats second one, hmm still no pill.
Dog gulps down the third one because he knows there's nothing in them (that's the one you put the pill in) and because he can't wait to get to the fourth one that also has no pill.

It works.
 
Gf is a vet tech so she has seen some things.

She would want you all to know- if your pet ate something and now its hanging out their sphincter- NEVER PULL IT OUT. Let it pass on its own. If you pull on it it, very easy to damage the GI linings, esp if string or similar that can get tied up in there. Dont pull on it!
Too late.

Fortunately everything came out okay...
 
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My dog, Rascal, is a mere 6 1/2 pounds and just turned 16 years old. When he was less than a year old, and less than 4 pounds, he decided that acorns looked good. He swallowed them one by one until his digestive track (in the x-Ray) looked like one long beaded necklace from his throat all the way to his butt hole. He had to spend the night at the emergency vet hospital where he managed to pass them all. He did learn something as I’ve never seen him consider an acorn ever since.C595920B-3C4A-4CE5-933B-C62C4667E898.jpeg
 
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My golden ate a full jar of honey once. Called the ER vet they said no need to bring him in just wait 30 minutes, sure enough he puked the whole thing up 15 minutes later.
 
Our sister was watching the lab while we were on vacation...received a phone call where she asked if we had a carpet cleaner. Dog at a bag of burrito shells along with a bag of chocolate chips...a couple of hours later...choco-tacos.
 
Not a dog but my wife had a cat when we got engaged that ate a gag gift her friends got her at her bachelorette party. It was this whip thing with a bunch of rubber fingers on it. The cat ate every rubber thing off it and had a wad of rubber that had to get surgically removed from it's stomach.
 
Our first dog would eat grass, and there would be multiple times I would have to yank a piece of grass out of her ass.
 
Our dog has an iron stomach. He's a pit/lab mix.

Things he has eaten:
  • Hundreds of crayons. They are like crack to him. Leave them out at all and they are gone. I get to pick up lots of rainbow poops from our yard.
  • Desiccated frog on the street
  • Ate and passed a kids sock
  • Multiple voles
  • At least two birds
  • 7 very large chocolate chip cookies
  • 1/4 of a bundt cake
  • Tons of snacks from when our kids were toddlers. Our youngest does not like the dog because of how many times he snatched food right from his hands.
  • One double-chocolate protein bar

The last one earned a call to doggie poison control. Did you know such a thing exists? It does! And it costs $65 to speak with the doctor. It's not a free service like with kids.
 
We went to Hawaii the first week of December and one of the things the kids brought home were these special stuffed animal turtles that you can only find in one store and not even the brand online. Unfortunately, one kid lost his in the airport and was devastated. It took 3 weeks of searching through Hawaii state licensing records to go through the chain of Chinese shell type companies to find the actual maker. After $100 to get a replacement on the grey market for an $8 toy, it was a proud moment to give it to him on Christmas.

The next day, the dog ate it and left nothing but the feet.
 
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