Coworker and cologne

[CRcyclone6]

In my managerial experience the too much perfume/cologne conversation is generally easier than the take a shower more than once a month conversation.

The make sure you take a shower conversations are always fun to have

 

[CRcyclone6]

Reminds me of the friend that would wear his shorts for two days at RAGBRAI.

 

[ImJustKCClone]

POLO!!!!
That was the name of that damn crap that grad student wore!

 

[CycloneVet]

Start dousing yourself in patchouli. If he doesn't say anything, start wearing it even heavier. Eventually he'll say something, at which point you offer to cut a deal, you'll stop if he stops. Win/Win.

Patchouli is so disgusting

 

[JP4CY]

My advice, burn your office building down. Then you won’t have to smell him.

 

[Blandboy]

Alot of businesses now have a no scent policy. I never understood people that would wear tons of cologne to work.

It's not all about what you want to smell.

makes scents to me

 

[CloneinWDSM]

I’m glad i have my own office and small enough company where this isn’t an issue.

Who’s hating on dudes having scentsy’s? I have an ISU one on my window sill

 

[CRcyclone6]

POLO!!!!
That was the name of that damn crap that grad student wore!

Was going to guess Polo or Obsession

 

[jcyclonee]

Two guys with scentsy pots??

I occasionally turn on the scentsy pot at home. It's generally to cover up the smell of what I burnt on the stove.

 

[Knownothing]

My 14 year old daughter picks my cologne out and I am allowed 2 squirts

 

[jcyclonee]

I’m glad i have my own office and small enough company where this isn’t an issue.

Who’s hating on dudes having scentsy’s? I have an ISU one on my window sill

 

[harimad]

My advice, burn your office building down. Then you won’t have to smell him.

It will also cover your tracks after that whole "divert the leftover penny-fraction transactions into your offshore account" virus you installed in the company's systems.

 

[harimad]

POLO!!!!
That was the name of that damn crap that grad student wore!

Lol, I assumed the whole time he was one of those Drakkar Noir wearing idiots.

 

[VeloClone]

It will also cover your tracks after that whole "divert the leftover penny-fraction transactions into your offshore account" virus you installed in the company's systems.

Funny. I was going to post this pic...

 

[aeroclone]

The make sure you take a shower conversations are always fun to have

And this is why I don't work in IT.

 

[clonebb]

Just tell him how good he smells and that it gets you so horny. Then ask him if he wants to come over to see your new duvet cover.

 

[CtownCyclone]

It will also cover your tracks after that whole "divert the leftover penny-fraction transactions into your offshore account" virus you installed in the company's systems.

As long as you don't **** up a decimal place, you're probably good...

 

[NickTheGreat]

I’m glad i have my own office and small enough company where this isn’t an issue.

Who’s hating on dudes having scentsy’s? I have an ISU one on my window sill

Any room I've ever been in with a scentsy makes me feel like I can chew the fragrance. Nasty nasty things.

 

[Cyched]

As long as you don't **** up a decimal place, you're probably good...

I always mess up some mundane detail like that.

 

[oldman]

Being in the Navy, I was in close quarters with a number of guys with poor hygiene. I remember one guy who pulled his work shirt out of his locker, smelled it, cringed, and grabbed his can of Lysol to hose it down. Proceeded to don it.

Another guy once asked my buddy if he could borrow a dress shirt for his uniform. My buddy says, "No! Frankly Dennis, your personal hygiene is lacking, and I will not be letting you wear my clothes."