Closed Caption Dirty to Me

The ideas people have here of what modern porn is is pretty skewed. If this guy is going to these lengths he’s not watching “pizza man” porn.
 
Well the blind have seeing eye dogs for going about. Must have to have a person with sight to watch and describe the action.

That would be a job I wouldn’t care for.

Made me remember this odd story I heard somewhere, maybe bob and Tom. There is this help sight for deaf people that will sign things for you. Supposedly this guy would pull up the site and pleasure himself in front of them. One person would close him but he would just re connect and the next unlucky woman would get a full view of him.
 
My guess is the english language folks are still trying to figure out the correct spelling of moaning, grunting, yelling, screaming ect...

To say nothing of translating all of the Russian and Ukrainian grunting and moaning into English. You'll miss the subtle undertones if you just go with the phonetics. :rolleyes:
 
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Pizza man shows up to the door. Lady has zero dollars. Pizza man isn't leaving until he gets compensated.

What's there to hear?

oh ive seen this one before... let me tell you.

pizza boy -" hello ma'am here is your sausage pizza, that will be $8"

lady- " oh thank you pizza boy for the sausage pizza, but i don't have $8"

pizza boy- <blank stare>

lady- "perhaps i can..play with your sausage"

end scene.

scene II:

boinking.
 
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French: "Oui! Oui! Oui!"
German: "Ja! Ja! Ja!"
Russian: "Da! Da! Da!"
Spanish: "Si! Si! Si!"
Japanese: "Hai! Hai! Hai!"

Ha, reminded me of a story a guy I knew who was in the Army in post-war Germany. Was with a hooker and for some reason the only English she knew was "You joker" so that her "Ja!Ja!" was "You joker!"
 
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