Chicago People I Need Your Help.

[WillieWildcat]

I am far from done fatty. I request actual proof you are engaged to an actual human woman.

Not everyone can attain north of 11,000 posts. You are clearly awesome. Congratulations to OP. call Wrigley box office for jumbotron.

 

[CycloneChris]

Not everyone can attain north of 11,000 posts. You are clearly awesome. Congratulations to OP. call Wrigley box office for jumbotron.

Do you want to guarantee a failed marriage? The last decent message that has been on the Wrigley marquee in the last 10 years was congratulating the White Sox on winning the World Series.

 

[ISUCyclones2015]

Inb4 close!