BS jobs

When I first went to college, I qualified for work study, so after my second day of class, I went to the public radio station on campus, KUNI, and asked the station manager if he'd give me a job. I'd worked part time at a radio station in high school, and at the time thought that's where my career would take me. The station manager didn't have any openings, but because it was work study, and the money wasn't coming from his budget, he said he thought he could find something. So they created a role for me in the music library. Every day, I'd go in and take all of the newly released albums that record labels would send as promotional items, listen to them, and write down if they had any obvious swearing or vulgarity in them, which meant that they couldn't be played on the air. Clean albums got cataloged and added in the music library. Duplicates and albums with cursing got pitched in the trash, unless I wanted them. And I took basically all of them.
The ones I liked, I kept. The ones I didn't like, I took to a local record store where I sold them for cash.
I did that throughout my time at college. I eventually did other things with the station, like setting up studios and production work, which was awesome, but I always had my music library responsibilities, and it was the best job I ever had.

I wouldn't mind a job similar to that RIGHT NOW (numerous years removed from my "collegiate" period).
 
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We haven’t had a manager in my dept for almost two months. Haven’t skipped a beat.
 
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I spent many years in DC. There are plenty of those cush jobs there, such as certain govt jobs and jobs with the ubiquitous industry association offices.

There was a cush job at ISU back in the day. There was a sort of reading room in the student union. A friend of mine got paid to sort of monitor the place. Basically, got paid to study.
 
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They need to get someone into that role for the BS year end reviews!!
We had a guy in that role before the last one who was awesome. A go getter who really boosted our dept, but he left for greener pastures. The last guy sucked ass and didn’t do squat so we had to pick up the slack. Well…..now we proved we can do it without someone there. Good for us I guess?
 
They need to get someone into that role for the BS year end reviews!!
The ones where they say:

“we had a lot of headwinds this year. We only have a few ratings above meets expectations to hand out. Most employees got the same rating and the same 2% raise. You’re doing great though! Keep it up.”
 
From August 2012 to May 2013 I had a job with the DOT in Ames that was supposed to be a Software Engineering internship. It was funded by a grant from IISU and I think there were 6 or 7 of us. 20 hours max per week. I did about 10 hours of work the entire time. The rest I was paid to do homework. Easiest beer money ever.

Edit: Compensation was only $13/hr but free money
 
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You'd be surprised. In a mid to large company it will usually take the form of a position that could easily be consolidated. That person is usually doing work and not just sitting there all day, but their workload could pretty easily be covered by others and/or some efficiencies.

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The ones where they say:

“we had a lot of headwinds this year. We only have a few ratings above meets expectations to hand out. Most employees got the same rating and the same 2% raise. You’re doing great though! Keep it up.”

I've said this before. We had a category for "ethics"

How in the hell can we keep an employee who grades low for ethics? How can someone be super ethical? How is this measured?

A BS grade on a BS year end to filter everyone to the middle.

I tell my company whenever I get the opportunity. If you truly believe in this grassroots management style then we should not have year end reviews. It's a check a box, feel good process. If our leaders are waiting to praise or correct until the year end then they have failed.

I get raised eyebrows, but no action
 
There really aren't many BS (unnecessary) jobs in for-profit companies. Not in ones that are going to stay around, anyway.
LOL. I used to work for a large avionics manufacturer in CR, and I PROMISE you there are a lot of people doing work that is absolutely unnecessary, just for the purpose of leadership to look at and career manage.

I used to spend half my time doing sales forecasting, which I could have been just as accurate with a 5 minute per month guess. But you had to have 200 assumptions and if-buts, or else when randome things happened (which 80% of the business was random) you had to explain WHY it was not random and you actually could predict hte future. Then there was the hordes of finance folks creating all the associated reports, charts, and graphs so it could all be looked at by TPTB for a couple hours a month, so they could decide who was going to take the heat for any bad news.

For a company priding itself on LEAN, they sure have a boatload of overproduction.
 
There really aren't many BS (unnecessary) jobs in for-profit companies. Not in ones that are going to stay around, anyway.
LOL. I used to work for a large avionics manufacturer in CR, and I PROMISE you there are a lot of people doing work that is absolutely unnecessary, just for the purpose of leadership to look at and career manage.

I used to spend half my time doing sales forecasting, which I could have been just as accurate with a 5 minute per month guess. But you had to have 200 assumptions and if-buts, or else when randome things happened (which 80% of the business was random) you had to explain WHY it was not random and you actually could predict hte future. Then there was the hordes of finance folks creating all the associated reports, charts, and graphs so it could all be looked at by TPTB for a couple hours a month, so they could decide who was going to take the heat for any bad news.

For a company priding itself on LEAN, they sure have a boatload of overproduction.
 
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Ahh ok! That is really funny because we also had sun tanning as well. Such a strange combination...

I did always think it was a strange combo, but as a single guy in my late teens/early twenties I had no complaints about the eye candy coming in to tan.
 
LOL. I used to work for a large avionics manufacturer in CR, and I PROMISE you there are a lot of people doing work that is absolutely unnecessary, just for the purpose of leadership to look at and career manage.

I used to spend half my time doing sales forecasting, which I could have been just as accurate with a 5 minute per month guess. But you had to have 200 assumptions and if-buts, or else when randome things happened (which 80% of the business was random) you had to explain WHY it was not random and you actually could predict hte future. Then there was the hordes of finance folks creating all the associated reports, charts, and graphs so it could all be looked at by TPTB for a couple hours a month, so they could decide who was going to take the heat for any bad news.

For a company priding itself on LEAN, they sure have a boatload of overproduction.
You can say that again.
 

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