Best Your Mom Jokes....

[chadly82]

Your momma's so ugly she couldn't play in the sandbox when she was little because the cats kept burying her

:twitcy::twitcy::twitcy:

 

[cychhosis]

Yo mamas so fat, when she sits around the house - she sits around the house.

 

[CYEATHAWK]

oldies alert:

your mama is so fat, when she goes swimming she leaves a ring around the lake.
your mama is so fat, after diagnosing her with a fatal eating disorder....the doctor gave her 87 years.

 

[ImJustKCClone]

Is that real? Good god.

Shopped. If it was real, he'd be pulling a wheelie down the highway...

 

[klamath632]

Yo mama is so fat, when she wears white, people sit down with popcorn and wait for the movie to begin.

 

[GTO]

Yo mama is so dumb, she hosted a naked twister party.

 

[GTO]

-Free Willy 5: High Speed Escape
-The Fat and the Furious

 

[HFCS]

Your mom throws Mormon naked twister/beer/marijuana/sex parties for her kids and participates...oh wait wrong thread.

 

[HFCS]

Yo mama is so dumb, she hosted a naked twister party.

man you are ever one step ahead of me

 

[GTO]

man you are ever one step ahead of me

Sometimes I'm too quick-witted for my own good. I need to practice thinking about baseball.

 

[IsUaClone2]

I prefer Dad Jokes.



"I'm hungry"

"Hi Hungry, I'm Dad!"


"At least I can get over being hungry."

FIFY

 

[ThatllDoCy]

Your Mama goes to KU.

 

[GTO]

Your Mama goes to KU.

That is crossing the line. How do the mods let stuff like this through?

 

[Jambalaya]

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