Best Your Mom Jokes....

[mcdrier]

Can be any sort of your Mom jokes.....Your Mamma so fat, your Mamma so dumb, whatever....

One of my favorites is...Your Mom is so fat when she wears a Malcolm X Jacket, Helicopters try and land on her back!

 

[3TrueFans]

Your mom is so dumb that she sometimes uses 'their' when she should have used 'there'.

 

[CYCLNST8]

http://www.yomamajokesgalore.com/misc.html

 

[danielyp29]

saw these in Haiku forms

Yo momma so fat
Every time she tries to sit
An earthquake occurs


Yo momma so fat
She couldn't help herself and saw
She didn't fit in haiku

 

[cyrocksmypants]

Hold on. Let me pull up my AOL dial up so I can run back to the 90s for some.

 

[Bret44]

Your Mom is a ******* ****!! HAHAHAHAHAHA AND A *****!!!! HAHAHAHA

 

[GTO]

Your momma is so dumb that she started a thread about mom jokes.

 

[CycloneRulzzz]

[video=youtube;Z_r4NxU468E]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_r4NxU468E[/video]

 

[cyhiphopp]

I prefer Dad Jokes.



"I'm hungry"

"Hi Hungry, I'm Dad!"


I blame my father

 

[stormchaser2014]

 

[Judoka]

[video=youtube;KIeq4i-us8I]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIeq4i-us8I[/video]​

 

[ThurgoodMarshal]

I heard an Indian gentelman say this once..

"I can not make fun of your mother, because in my country she would be considered sacred."

 

[Judoka]

Also

 

[Fitzy]

I prefer Dad Jokes.



"I'm hungry"

"Hi Hungry, I'm Dad!"


I blame my father

"What are we going to eat?"

Food.

"What am I going to wear?"

Clothes.

 

[Prone2Clone]

Your momma's so dumb, she thinks a Hawkeye is a bird.

 

[timappelgate]

Your mom goes to college.

 

[bringmagicback]

your mom is so fat that I worry about her long term health.

 

[NATEizKING]

 

[3TrueFans]

Your mom is so drunk that she sometimes embarrasses you in public.

 

[CycloneRulzzz]