Best SNL Skit?

[kometclone]

Dana Carvey as Bush Sr. "I'm a one-termer!"

 

[CloneIce]

The debate between Bush Sr (Carvey), Perot (Carvey), and Clinton (Hartman) was hilarious!

 

[kmcbrid]

Dana Carvey as Bush Sr. "I'm a one-termer!"

"I'm a Jimmy Carter!"

 

[Cyznutz]

Cajun Man and Opera Man

 

[c.y.c.l.o.n.e.s]

Al Franken's Stuart Smiley therapy with Michael Jordan.

Chippendale's

Rosanne Rosanadana "What's all this talk about the youth in Asia?

That's "Euthanasia"

Ohhhh. That's different!

 

[Erik4Cy]

My all time favorite it one with Will Ferrell as a bad doctor who loses Chris Parnell and Molly Shannon's baby. But they all keep laughing and it has Tim Meadows as Dr. Steven Poop. It's just so over the top ridiculous that the cast can't stop laughing.

 

[HOTDON]

...and it has Tim Meadows as Dr. Steven Poop. It's just so over the top ridiculous that the cast can't stop laughing.

I remember that one now. Great stuff.

 

[snowcraig2.0]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcR7hr4LLQg&feature=related]YouTube - Matt Foley: The Ultimate Tribute[/ame]

 

[CyForPresident]

The best new skits are Laser Cats, Jizz in My Pants, and On a Boat.

 

[Clonefan32]

I always loved the Chris Farley skits where he was the really nervous guy interviewing celebrities...the one with Paul McCartney was classic.

My favorite one ever is the hidden camera taste testing on the coffee with Chris Farley..."You lied?"

 

[LindenCy]

Don't remember the specifics, but Chris Farley and David Hyde Pierce (and others) are in colonial times and are very prim and propper, out for a lovely stroll in the winter weather. Suddenly Farley falls through the ice...

"SON OF A B...."
"Oh no, whatever shall we do sir?"
"Whatever shall we do!?! SAVE ME YOU STUPID WH*RE!!!"

Wasn't that was the one that ended with David Hyde Pierce narrating something like "We all learned some lessons that day...including never agree to a free for all with the devil behind the woodshed."

 

[Cyznutz]

Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy

 

[harty83]

The original Matt Foley where he crashes trough the table and Spade & Christina Applegate can't stop cracking up.

Stuart Smalley with Michael Jordan. "We'll just call you Michael J to protect your anonymity."
"Michael, do you ever think, 'I'm just not the best player out here tonight?'" "No, Stuart, I don't."

Robert DeNiro Homeland Security terrorist names
DeNiro Announces Terrorists Names - Truveo Video Search

 

[burn587]

More cowbell isn't even the best Christopher Walken sketch. That, my friends, would be Colonel Angus (say it quickly in a southern accent and you'll get the joke). I also liked a sketch with Alec Baldwin where he's a high school french teacher.

 

[HOTDON]

Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy

Haha, I can't believe Deep Thoughts hadn't been mentioned yet. I liked the one about Uncle Caveman

"When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all
go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It
wasn't until later that I found out that Uncle Caveman was a bear."

Here's a ton of them: 05 Jack Handey - Deep Thoughts p2 (Saturday Night Live)

 

[tleonwdm]

Early Dan Ackroyd - Bass-o-matic and Shards of Glass.......

 

[baller21]

Tiny Elvis...thats just a really big salt shaker, thats all I'm saying.

 

[kingcy]

Van down by the river.

 

[Cyznutz]

Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey :
"It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man."

 

[Phaedrus]

How about the "Handy-dandy Chinch-O-Matic?"

Not only does it raise your Chinchillas, it turns them into lovely Chinchilla clothing and even Chinchilla burgers!

"Mmmm, honey, that's some good Chinch!"