Bathroom Trip

[cycloner29]

Basement toilet seems to clog easily. With the logs I've been dropping lately I can see why. Think I need to upgrade to one with bigger trap. The marble type and turbo lax types of crap it has no problem, just the logs. Plunger is always near by.

 

[BillBrasky4Cy]

 

[dtISU]

Odd day for someone else to suffer restroom horror.

I worked in the main office of our facility for about 10 years seeking refuge regularly in the stalls. Last summer I moved out to an office in the production area and have made new porcelain friends in that time, now using the main office restrooms seldomly. Today was one of the rare occasions due to a staff meeting. Hand to God the paper ply has been halved, possibly (but mathematically impossibly) thirded. It was like an optical illusion in that I could see the paper in my hand but it had no weight, like a ghost fart. Normal commercial toilet paper has a poke through factor somewhere in the 0.005 to 0.010 range. As everyone knows that calculation is: number of paper breaches expected / number of wipes. This translucent abomination was approaching 1.0. I've never felt so devalued by my company and I am a marginal employee at best.

You were an engineering major, weren't you...

 

[Ms3r4ISU]

Basement toilet seems to clog easily. With the logs I've been dropping lately I can see why. Think I need to upgrade to one with bigger trap. The marble type and turbo lax types of crap it has no problem, just the logs. Plunger is always near by.

Change in diet is always an option.

 

[FOREVERTRUE]

Sounds like your kids are rebelling. You need to nip that **** in the bud, or the next thing you know they will be dancing to the devils music and doing blow of a hookers ass.

 

[HOTDON]

You were an engineering major, weren't you...

Circle gets the square!

 

[VeloClone]

Jeremy! Problem solved, Bruh!

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The best part about this is after you use all of the paper you just flip the roll over and run it through again. It is wasteful to not use both sides...

 

[cmjh10]

Current stall I’m in has a roll that’s over and a roll that’s under. Based off of the comments in this thread, you all would leave work after seeing this.

 

[dtISU]

Current stall I’m in has a roll that’s over and a roll that’s under. Based off of the comments in this thread, you all would leave work after seeing this.

Going to the terlet shouldn't cause so much confusion. Do the maintenance people do this on purpose?

I would at least find another stall. And if that doesn't work, it's time to go home. I always prefer the home field advantage anyway.

 

[Ms3r4ISU]

Circle gets the square!

You probably designed DIY furniture, too.

 

[cycloner29]

Change in diet is always an option.

I have! Lowered my carb intake, cut way back on sugar, hardly any fried foods, lowered alcohol consumption, eating more fruits and veggies, lowered my salt intake, and cut back on salt intake. Lost 12 lbs since the end of January.

 

[Pope]

I'm having horror flashbacks to the "Which way do you wipe, from in front or from behind?" thread.

 

[Sousaclone]

I'm having horror flashbacks to the "Which way do you wipe, from in front or from behind?" thread.

Was there a standing or sitting thread as well? Or was that something I'm remembering from Reddit?

 

[dtISU]

Was there a standing or sitting thread as well? Or was that something I'm remembering from Reddit?

I think there was a "crumple or fold" thread. That was a great one.

 

[Jeremy]

I think there was a "crumple or fold" thread. That was a great one.

Crumple then fold - it's that simple.

 

[Cycsk]

One simply has not lived until experiencing toilets around the world...France, the hole in the ground blamed on Turks. China, a concrete funnel. Japan, a Bellagio show for your hiney.

You will be so happy with any other bathroom you have ever used ... after you have had to use the public bathroom on a no-reservation overnight train in India ... after eating Indian spicy food for several days.

Just imagine a hole in the floor that tons of people have squatted on for 24+ hours while the train has been shaking back-and-forth.

This is what it looks like when it is "clean."

 

[pourcyne]

You will be so happy with any other bathroom you have ever used ... after you have had to use the public bathroom on a no-reservation overnight train in India ... after eating Indian spicy food for several days.

Just imagine a hole in the floor that tons of people have squatted on for 24+ hours while the train has been shaking back-and-forth.

This is what it looks like when it is "clean."

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That's a toilette turque, my friend. (Turkish toilet)

What's fun about toilets in train is the great view you get of the tracks.

Come to think of it, the subway in Tokyo has fun ones, too, but no handy-dandy footstep guides. (no, not the posh sprinkler systems that play music in hotels) Never saw one this clean while I was there. And the smell of it! Hog confinements cannot compare to the reek of human effluvia.

 

[pourcyne]

Then again, it's not alwayscross-culturally intuitive. (Edinburgh castle, 2018)

 

[JP4CY]

Was there a standing or sitting thread as well? Or was that something I'm remembering from Reddit?

I think there was a "crumple or fold" thread. That was a great one.

There was 100% a sit or stand thread. It was around the same time as the epic "what do you like on your wiener" thread.

 

[VeloClone]

There was 100% a sit or stand thread. It was around the same time as the epic "what do you like on your wiener" thread.

How did I miss that one?!