Bathroom Trip

[CyclonimusPrime]

I went into our kid's bathroom today and the toilet paper roll was under, not over. Who do I call? What can I do to remedy this savage act of disrespect? I'm literally sitting here shaking, I can't use that wretched under roll.

As a fellow over guy, this is tough to read. Thinking of you during this difficult time.

 

[pourcyne]

I told the nurse after I got on the table I may need to use the RR before we get started. She said don't worry we'll use suction to take care of it. Should I have tipped for that service?

Most definitely. That or promised her your first-born.

 

[Cyforce]

Most definitely. That or promised her your first-born.

He's 25, so I'm good with option 2.

 

[pourcyne]

He's 25, so I'm good with option 2.

You fiend.

 

[ketchupnmustard]

Sometimes you have to pamper yourself & live like one of the Kennedy's.

 

[CoachHines3]

 

[HOTDON]

Odd day for someone else to suffer restroom horror.

I worked in the main office of our facility for about 10 years seeking refuge regularly in the stalls. Last summer I moved out to an office in the production area and have made new porcelain friends in that time, now using the main office restrooms seldomly. Today was one of the rare occasions due to a staff meeting. Hand to God the paper ply has been halved, possibly (but mathematically impossibly) thirded. It was like an optical illusion in that I could see the paper in my hand but it had no weight, like a ghost fart. Normal commercial toilet paper has a poke through factor somewhere in the 0.005 to 0.010 range. As everyone knows that calculation is: number of paper breaches expected / number of wipes. This translucent abomination was approaching 1.0. I've never felt so devalued by my company and I am a marginal employee at best.

 

[snowcraig2.0]

I went into our kid's bathroom today and the toilet paper roll was under, not over. Who do I call? What can I do to remedy this savage act of disrespect? I'm literally sitting here shaking, I can't use that wretched under roll.

 

[CycloneErik]

I'd burn that room down.

 

[ISUTex]

Are you a caveman? What type of human being can accept an under roll? That's equivalent to eating your own ****.

huh? How would you react if the roll was sitting on the toilet tank?

 

[JP4CY]

I wonder which way Daphne likes TP.

 

[engineer_doug]

Get a Charmin Forever Roll with stand. It’s much easier to use over than under.

 

[carvers4math]

I was hoping this was another travel thread about what to do and see in Jeremy’s kid’s bathroom. Are Uno and cheesecake available there? What’s the crime rate?

 

[carvers4math]

Get a Charmin Forever Roll with stand. It’s much easier to use over than under.

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[VeloClone]

If this ever happens again I would recommend sacrificing your underwear rather than rewarding that abomination.

 

[VeloClone]

Get a Charmin Forever Roll with stand. It’s much easier to use over than under.

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If someone ever loads that thing under you just have to turn the whole stand 180 degrees - fixed!

 

[cycloneML]

I went into our kid's bathroom today and the toilet paper roll was under, not over. Who do I call? What can I do to remedy this savage act of disrespect? I'm literally sitting here shaking, I can't use that wretched under roll.

Did he piss all over the toilet like my boy?

 

[Cyismymonkey]

Did you know that in Australia, toilet paper rolls in the reverse direction?

That would take some getting used to.

 

[Proton]

Odd day for someone else to suffer restroom horror.

I worked in the main office of our facility for about 10 years seeking refuge regularly in the stalls. Last summer I moved out to an office in the production area and have made new porcelain friends in that time, now using the main office restrooms seldomly. Today was one of the rare occasions due to a staff meeting. Hand to God the paper ply has been halved, possibly (but mathematically impossibly) thirded. It was like an optical illusion in that I could see the paper in my hand but it had no weight, like a ghost fart. Normal commercial toilet paper has a poke through factor somewhere in the 0.005 to 0.010 range. As everyone knows that calculation is: number of paper breaches expected / number of wipes. This translucent abomination was approaching 1.0. I've never felt so devalued by my company and I am a marginal employee at best.

Feel you brother. This too shall pass.

 

[pourcyne]

Jeremy! Problem solved, Bruh!