I went into our kid's bathroom today and the toilet paper roll was under, not over. Who do I call? What can I do to remedy this savage act of disrespect? I'm literally sitting here shaking, I can't use that wretched under roll.
Bathroom Trip
- Thread starter Jeremy
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Tell your wife/girl friend you have a cold and to bring a correctly oriented roll of Charmin (Extra Soft, of course) immediately!
Did you know that in Australia, toilet paper rolls in the reverse direction?
Are you a caveman? What type of human being can accept an under roll? That's equivalent to eating your own ****.
Under is better when kids are little. They haven’t figured out how to continually hit it to unroll it. Over is a piece of cake. Or a mound of unused TP on your bathroom floor.
Our cat will empty the roll if it's hung as an over. Colonoscopy today so I've made this trip constantly over the last 24 hours.
Paper are the least of your worries, need to make sure there aren’t and birds you your terlet. That’ll scare the crap out of kids!
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I told the nurse after I got on the table I may need to use the RR before we get started. She said don't worry we'll use suction to take care of it. Should I have tipped for that service?
Have you reviewed your bathroom security camera footage yet?