Any good comebacks?

[k123]

This one's easy -

We are afraid of losing our coach

Hoks are terrified of keeping theirs

And once Kirk retires, you get to keep Brian "spittle in the review booth" Ferentz as the face of your team!!

 

[inCyteful]

And once Kirk retires, you get to keep Brian "spittle in the review booth" Ferentz as the face of your team!!

Brian Ferentz, Raising the Decibels

 

[SCyclone]

I always liked this:

 

[Gonzo]

Just reply by asking if they wanna make $14 the hard way. It'll either confuse them or send them scattering. Either way problem solved.

 

[kentkel]

For that matter, what is a "tiger hawk." Have them describe it. They can't.

Well if they are from my generation, they should easily identify it, since they grew up watching Hannah-Barbara cartoons - Yabba Dabba Doo!!:

 

[IAStubborn]

Hey, I get it you want him gone. I'd be pissed too if Matt Campbell was sleeping with my mom, the real question you need to adress though is.....will you call him daddy?

 

[CNECloneFan]

How are you doing in the MAC Division of the B1G?

B1G MAC....has a ring to it.

Especially effective when you say that to the Hawk while he is serving you your fries...

 

[GTO]

How many bowl games has the Iowa fan played in? Living vicariously through others achievements is no way to go through life.

Just tell them we have the same number of bowl wins they do the last 5 years.