America's Drunkest Cities

[HogueNation]

Well Done Ames, Well Done.

 

[jay moe]

Anything worth doing is worth doing right.

 

[WooBadger18]

Anything worth doing is worth doing right.

Damn straight, which is why Wisconsin has 8 of the top 10. Drinking is an art form up here.

Edit: 7 of 10 because someone doesn't know where Mankato is

 

[cycloner29]

Whoever wrote this or published this was obviously drunk. Mankato, WI?? Must be a great publishing company to work for!!

 

[jcyclonee]

Last one is in MN. My old state and new state (along with ND) are the only things preventing a WI sweep.

 

[Al_4_State]

It's basically a contiguous chunk of the Upper Midwest.

Big surprise.

 

[Desiigner]

I wonder how they make a list like this. Probably just cities that have the most DUI's

 

[Al_4_State]

I wonder how they make a list like this. Probably just cities that have the most DUI's

Alcohol sales per capita would probably be a good starting point, and something you can measure.

 

[NickTheGreat]

Alcohol sales per capita would probably be a good starting point, and something you can measure.

But that implies we can't hold our liquor. Which we all know isn't true

 

[srjclone]

Mankato is in MN and where Minnesota State is located.

Also #7:

 

[1100011CS]

Mankato is in MN and where Minnesota State is located.

Also #7:

I assumed there is also a Mankato Wisconsin but apparently not. I had some buddies go to Mankato State (now Minnesota State) when I was at ISU. Went up there a lot to party and it was a good time.

 

[Alswelk]

I wonder how they make a list like this. Probably just cities that have the most DUI's

Can't be, cause otherwise Albuquerque would be on the list. Seriously, the nightly news down here contains stuff like "Susie P has been arrested for her 13th DUI"

 

[JSmoove]

Can't be, cause otherwise Albuquerque would be on the list. Seriously, the nightly news down here contains stuff like "Susie P has been arrested for her 13th DUI"

Funny you should mention that. I can remember stopping in Albuquerque in '09 on the way to the Insight Bowl and seeing a notice on the restaurant door outling the punishments all the way up to 8 DUI's.

 

[hoosman]

Written by Some guy that likes to drink that grew up in Wisconsin and went to college at ISU. Probably on basketball scholly.

 

[Al_4_State]

Written by Some guy that likes to drink that grew up in Wisconsin and went to college at ISU. Probably on basketball scholly.

Scotty?

 

[Farnsworth]

I assumed there is also a Mankato Wisconsin but apparently not. I had some buddies go to Mankato State (now Minnesota State) when I was at ISU. Went up there a lot to party and it was a good time.

I always heard that Mankato State had a really bad STD problem. There were a lot of girls that came down to ISU to visit friends in our apartment complex and they were skanky as can be. One night may have involved myself and 3 of them that made me feel uneasy after hearing about the schools reputation.

 

[1100011CS]

I always heard that Mankato State had a really bad STD problem. There were a lot of girls that came down to ISU to visit friends in our apartment complex and they were skanky as can be. One night may have involved myself and 3 of them that made me feel uneasy after hearing about the schools reputation.

That would explain... oh nevermind.

 

[jdoggivjc]

Last one is in MN. My old state and new state (along with ND) are the only things preventing a WI sweep.

As awesome as that is, that has nothing on the "Harvard Rules Beer Pong" scene from House of Cards.

(I tried YouTubing it but it's not there)

 

[nfrine]

Whar Iowa City?

 

[Clonefan94]

Whar Iowa City?

Can't buy booze, everyone in the country knows about their Fake ID.