Advice needed for CW!!!

[MoreCowbell]

No matter what a stripper tells you, there is No Sex in the Champagne room.

 

[Cyched]

Make it Hangover-esque. :yes:

"There's a jungle cat in the bathroom!"

 

[IcSyU]

"There's a jungle cat in the bathroom!"

Would you put some pants on? I find it a little disturbing I'm having to ask twice.

 

[ChrisMWilliams]

If you are looking for "entertainment", Bazookas is about the only place I would recommend. It is not too far from P&L if you want to party there first, since it is a juice club. There is a bar next door and you can leave/return.

Howl at the Moon is a fun bar in P&L.

You've also got the casinos, and the Royals are in town against the Twins.

Have fun and congrats.

Pretty sure that Bazookas is on the itinerary. :wideeyed:.

 

[ChrisMWilliams]

CW-as always, just trying to help.
BB- if he doesn't come back, expect a phone call about a job opening on Monday.

Already plotting to replace me? Ouch...

 

[Cyched]

Would you put some pants on? I find it a little disturbing I'm having to ask twice.

Pants at a time like this and I don't have any!

 

[alarson]

Dont cross the streams.. it would be.... bad.
If someone asks if you are a god, you say YES.

 

[RyCy04]

Already plotting to replace me? Ouch...

Is it honestly that difficult to find a replacement?

 

[GeronimusClone]

Take a run at the nastiest, trampiest piece that you see at the bar. You'll apreciate your old lady much more the rest of your life.

 

[GeronimusClone]

Is it honestly that difficult to find a replacement?

Wowza

 

[GeronimusClone]

No matter what a stripper tells you, there is No Sex in the Champagne room.

DO NOT pass out while getting a lap dance in the private room. They will keep dancing at $20 a song until you wake up.

 

[Senolcyc]

Chris is heading down to KC this weekend for his bachelor party. I thought with all of the wise fanatics we have on this board, it would be a great time to send on any advice you might have for Chris to get through the weekend.:wideeyed:

ml

The good stripper bars are in KCK. Make sure everyone is current on their shots.

 

[clone]

Already plotting to replace me? Ouch...

Don't worry about your replacement...go have fun this weekend and we will talk next week

 

[Tre4ISU]

Already plotting to replace me? Ouch...

Already? I have been on this since you started.

 

[alarson]

Already plotting to replace me? Ouch...

I vote for Geronimusclone as our new fearless leader.

 

[MoreCowbell]

DO NOT pass out while getting a lap dance in the private room. They will keep dancing at $20 a song until you wake up.

Ouch.

mcc adds:
Rubber bedsheets, duct-tape, kiddie pool and ping pong balls.

 

[GeronimusClone]

I vote for Geronimusclone as our new fearless leader.

It's time for change.

 

[Stewo]

Just remember Chris, what happens in KC, stays in KC. Except herpes. That **** will stay with you forever.

 

[bootcy]

Make sure someone brings something other than a paper bag for you to puke in.

 

[RyCy04]

I vote for Geronimusclone as our new fearless leader.

It's time for change.

I am going to go ahead and nerd it up here, but this scenario is reminiscent of Arkham Asylum.
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