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[ImJustKCClone]

...buttchug?

Don't ask.

 

[NewClone09]

Really? You sure about that, cus Halsted just said on Twitter that Matt Campbell said they’ve had no major injuries.

Peavy has a banged up shoulder but it’s not a major concern.

I'm glad you know how to navigate Twitter..

That's good news though. I just shared that it was an important player that got hurt in an area that can be nagging. You're right to insinuate that I was probably too ominous, my bad. Peavy is not who I was referring to though

 

[CloneGuy8]

 

[CycloneErik]

Since we are continuing with rumors after CW apparently cleared them. I'll start one. The entire team quit and all of our good players got scooped up by Iowa and Matt Campbell is actually Kirk Ferentz's long lost son who he gave up during a time in his life when drugs were important to him Matt knew the only way to connect with his dad is to permanently remove ISU from competition forever. Also in a week we will get a death sentence from the the NCAA because Matt and the coaches were paying recruits to be here with hookers and the same drugs his dad used to be addicted to.

Am I doing this right?

I like the story and the work you put into it.
Not nearly vague or cryptic enough for the rumor stuff, though.

 

[TheJackWePack5]

I'm glad you know how to navigate Twitter..

That's good news though. I just shared that it was an important player that got hurt in an area that can be nagging. You're right to insinuate that I was probably too ominous, my bad. Peavy is not who I was referring to though

I didn’t mean to sound as snarky as I came off.

You can share the name that you know. Though Campbell said everyone who would start is healthy.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

Oh boy, oh boy........

 

[cdface]

...buttchug?

Yesterday's butt-chuggers are today's CEOs. In 2013, it was about smoking alcohol. Bonus points if you recognize the girl in the "Before you go..." section:

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/05/29/smoking-alcohol-tops-butt-chugging-video_n_3352400.html

 

[Farnsworth]

I watched an Intervention episode where they guy put vodka in his behind because it was a direct line to his system and wouldn't make his breath smell.

so you aren't up on the latest high school trends. Lots of girls do that with tampons while in school over the last 5 or so years.

 

[Cyched]

it's probably in the top 3 if not the number 1 guy we don't want to lose. severity tbd but it's not encouraging based on site of injury

That's a banning.

 

[Cyched]

 

[HardcoreClone]

I really don't understand all the secretiveness. The first couple posts could have easily just said the name they heard. If the guy is not actually injured, no harm. If he is injured, we would end up finding out soon anyway. This is a message board.

 

[NewClone09]

No point in anyone name-dropping until we know it's a big deal for sure, personally I just wanted to give a heads up to my fellow Fanatics without fully ramping up hysteria, in case it turns out to be a non-factor.

 

[IlliniCy]

Agree, although word will get out if one of these guys shows up to class in a wheelchair.

Or this get up.

 

[CycloneErik]

Or this get up.

WHAT CLASS WAS THAT?!?!?!?!?!?

It's all over but the crying.

 

[StClone]

It's a poster! OMG OMG A big poster is out with major injury!

 

[cycloneML]

I watched an Intervention episode where they guy put vodka in his behind because it was a direct line to his system and wouldn't make his breath smell.

Some guys do that with dicks

 

[CyCloned]

So, at this point maybe we need to speculate on what a non-major injury might be? Is that something that will keep someone out for 4 games, half a season, one game...

 

[Aclone]

So, at this point maybe we need to speculate on what a non-major injury might be? Is that something that will keep someone out for 4 games, half a season, one game...

I’m pretty sure that Hakeem Butler hit his funnybone on the goal post crossbar.

 

[Dandy]

So it’s Peavy and it’s not major. Ok.

 

[Farnsworth]

No point in anyone name-dropping until we know it's a big deal for sure, personally I just wanted to give a heads up to my fellow Fanatics without fully ramping up hysteria, in case it turns out to be a non-factor.

Lol. So you are saying you shouldn't say anything until it's known as a big deal for sure, but it's cool to drop a bit of info with no details to avoid full hysteria.

Good choice!