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The lady in my office in the next row by me clears her throat really loud about every 30 seconds. Ive bout had enough .....
 
I have to agree with 98% of what I read here

No turning on headlights during daytime or even dusk while you drive white car and there is a white-out blizzard, or a silver car with heavy fog...these people are dipsh#ts

No turn signals ....It's found on the steering column. going 85 mph on I-80, floating between lanes w/out signaling? ~you're a dumba@s

Phrases: "I got this...." damn straight..."word" etc

Scratch tickets in the AM or lunch at the convenience counter. What is wrong with 10am? Please indulge yourselves when I'm not behind you, trying to get back to work and pay taxes to subsidize your arse

90-yr olds at the PHARMACY counter during a weekday lunch hour..... umm what is wrong with 10AM? 2PM?
~ please get the hell out of my way. I have an 1/2-1 hr lunch.....you have all day

Retired people---clogging the roads at lunchtime. clogging the grocery store aisles from 11:30-1pm weekdays
umm what is wrong with 10AM? 2PM?
~ please get the hell out of my way. I have an 1/2-1 hr lunch.....you have all day. I'm trying to pay for your social security

A lot of seniors and retired people don't, or can't drive, and are dependent on others for rides, and sometimes those people are only available during their lunch hour, and they choose to help those who need it.

It is probably much more important for you to eat or get your errands run, but perhaps you could be a little more tolerant of others put in this situation by youth who choose to ignore or hide away seniors, instead of showing them the respect that their age and wisdom should command
 
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Still a few more, now that I think of it.

- The top portion of the milk jug safety seal that tears off but leave the full seal glued on.
- The little pocket inside the bottom of my pants' pockets where all my change gets stuck.
 
The lady in my office in the next row by me clears her throat really loud about every 30 seconds. Ive bout had enough .....

She's going to bust out a few rhymes...
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* Grammatical and spelling errors
* "toppers" - you say something and this person just has a story that tops it (never really even hears your comments/story)
* St. Louis Cardinals and Pittburgh Steelers fans - I am good friends with some and they're just fine. Most of the rest are arrogant, entitled, self absorbed. Worse than most Hawk fans I know.
* Litterers
* Cell phone drivers
* Cats
* Most of the music my two young daughters listen to

And yes, get off my lawn

You misspelled New York Yankees
 
Drivers who do not understand a 4-way stop



Especially the 4-way stop at State and Mortenson, except at 5pm when everyone just rushes through it. All the rest of the day, it is courtesy and indecision central! "After you," "No, after you." I go through that intersection in fear that one of these extremely nice and indecisive people will step on the gas and plow into me just because they are too indecisive to take their foot off the gas. Sometimes, I even slow down early or stop way before the line, just to help make it clear that they can go first since they are on the right. But, no, it just seems to make the whole thing worse.
 
BTW, I didn't even know that jeans and tennis shoes were an issue for anyone, let alone so many of you. In fact, I grew up thinking that jeans and tennis shoes went together. Other shoes were for nicer types of pants. Sorry. I really haven't been trying to be that annoying.
 
I have to agree with 98% of what I read here

No turning on headlights during daytime or even dusk while you drive white car and there is a white-out blizzard, or a silver car with heavy fog...these people are dipsh#ts

No turn signals ....It's found on the steering column. going 85 mph on I-80, floating between lanes w/out signaling? ~you're a dumba@s

Phrases: "I got this...." damn straight..."word" etc

Scratch tickets in the AM or lunch at the convenience counter. What is wrong with 10am? Please indulge yourselves when I'm not behind you, trying to get back to work and pay taxes to subsidize your arse

90-yr olds at the PHARMACY counter during a weekday lunch hour..... umm what is wrong with 10AM? 2PM?
~ please get the hell out of my way. I have an 1/2-1 hr lunch.....you have all day

Retired people---clogging the roads at lunchtime. clogging the grocery store aisles from 11:30-1pm weekdays
umm what is wrong with 10AM? 2PM?
~ please get the hell out of my way. I have an 1/2-1 hr lunch.....you have all day. I'm trying to pay for your social security

Drivers who do not understand a 4-way stop

21-yr old hoodrat girls with a cigarette in one hand--and talking on cell ph in another. While they're driving behind me. It's a ticking timebomb

Throwing cigarette butts--sometimes lit, out your car window. please...quit being a *******

Recycling? I lived in Colorado in the 90's learned early on. quit being a lazy *** and separate your paper/glass/metals in your garage or storage. I can't believe the sh#t people throw away and clog the landfills

These are pretty funny and i agree. How about when you are in your own building and you walk much faster than the fat middle aged women in your office but they are walking 4 wide down the aisle so for you to pass them you have to zoom around them and almost make contact with them and then they act like im the rude one because im trying to get my lunch so im not late from my break.
 
A lot of seniors and retired people don't, or can't drive, and are dependent on others for rides, and sometimes those people are only available during their lunch hour, and they choose to help those who need it.

It is probably much more important for you to eat or get your errands run, but perhaps you could be a little more tolerant of others put in this situation by youth who choose to ignore or hide away seniors, instead of showing them the respect that their age and wisdom should command

We do a lot for our elderly parents. They don't need to camp out at a grocery store blocking aisles for 2 hours over lunch on a weekday---or on weekends... The working class needs to get in and out and back to work to pay taxes and fund social security.

Many of these people drive themselves.
 
Or people that put their small bag (purse, backpack) or coats in the overhead, besides their regular carry on. Stow that **** under the seat, *** hole! Those people are the reason why there is not enough overhead room in planes.


I have little legs so I always shove my stuff under my seat and use it as a footrest. Also because what if I want that coat or purse during the flight? I'm not climbing over people to get my ****.
 
Still a few more, now that I think of it.

- The top portion of the milk jug safety seal that tears off but leave the full seal glued on.
- The little pocket inside the bottom of my pants' pockets where all my change gets stuck.


OOO! Pants with fake pockets. I WANT POCKETS TOO!
 
* Grammatical and spelling errors
* "toppers" - you say something and this person just has a story that tops it (never really even hears your comments/story)
* St. Louis Cardinals and Pittburgh Steelers fans - I am good friends with some and they're just fine. Most of the rest are arrogant, entitled, self absorbed. Worse than most Hawk fans I know.
* Litterers
* Cell phone drivers
* Cats
* Most of the music my two young daughters listen to

And yes, get off my lawn


Good thing you clarified that'n...over here in the people's republic of Iowa City, a "topper" is a WHOLE nother thing all together.

:eek:
 
Someone earlier mentioned shopping carts...

HyVee has the two type of carts now...the half sized carts and the full carts. Common sense/logic would say place the one type of cart on one side of the corral, and the other type on the other side. Nope! It takes just one person to start the jumble.

This is truly petty since I don't have to deal with the mess, but it still bugs me.

I kid you not... our Hy-Vee has five different types of carts. And that's even excluding the kiddy race car ones!
 
Can I "tattle" on my husband?

He doesn't throw little pieces of garbage away when he's in the kitchen. Blister packs from taking medicine, the seals off of things that are newly opened, bottle caps when we do have glass bottles.

The garbage can is right...there! It's a small kitchen, and the garbage can isn't located under the sink, either.
 
People who cut through parking lots, instead of driving the designated lanes.

People in the grocery store who are on a mission and blow past you... only to stop and take up the entire aisle inspecting their selection. I like a slow mosey when I grocery shop. I oddly find it relaxing, which is helpful given my parking lot frustrations.

But, by far number one... People who can't seem to park. Usually this is most applicable around handicap stalls. If you can't hit between the lines at 2 mph, how the hell can you do it at 55/70 mph?! Even if the lines are very faded, like many are this time of year, you can usually look around and figure out where your stall lines up.

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Can I "tattle" on my husband?

bottle caps when we do have glass bottles.

The garbage can is right...there! It's a small kitchen, and the garbage can isn't located under the sink, either.

Actually bottle caps are recycleable....and glass too. They don't belong in a garbage can

busted!!
 

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