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I really hate it when my friends don't text when we're trying to make plans.

Another one I realized today is when I'm using cruise and another car obviously isn't because we keep passing each other. I honestly don't care if you pass me as long as you aren't driving like a maniac, but it does get annoying to pass a car, and then have them speed up to pass me.

I was once on a highway following a semi, and he was going pretty fast, buyt i decided to pass because I dont like following large vehicles, because they block the whole view. So i pass and get a ways ahead, and I notice that they are slowly gaining on me over the course of miles, so i speed up some, and the semi is still gaining on me, and at this point i am going a little faster than i would like to be, so i say screw it and lower my cruise control speed, they are going fast enough that they will just pull away I wont have to deal with them blocking my view of the road, and no joke, they pass me, get over into the right lane in front of me, and slow down. After gaining on me for miles, i immediately have to pass them back.
 
I took the biggest poo of my life on April 10th, 2008. I named it Roger. #RIPRoger
What a shame. You never dispose of someone with the potential of an April 10th birthday. I bet if you hadn't flushed Roger, he could have become president.
 
My main petty annoyance right now is that, if I were to post all the things I find petty and annoying here, I would probably decide I am a bigger ******* than I originally even thought.

But #1 is how culturally acceptable smart phone obsession is in public. Followed closely by those who talk too loudly into their phone in public. The next thirty combined would not add up to the amount of contempt I feel for either of these.
 
I just opened a beer to celebrate with my new CF birthday-mate. Cheers!

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Ive got the SI Swimsuit magazine. I dont want to get in trouble though.
 
The number of you who wear athletic shoes with jeans does not surprise me :)

as to what to wear instead? Suede wingtips if not raining/wet, leather boots, loafers, canvas shoes, etc.

I have leather loafers that I do wear with my jeans, but I will wear athletic shoes as well because:

1. Leather boots. I'm not from Texas and I don't live on a farm.
2. Suede wingtips. I don't want to be asked if I'm one of those douches on Wall St that caused the recession.
3. canvas shoes. Hipster fail look.


I will second those who said people who toss their cigarette out the window. Eff those people. I also lose patience with people who don't drive with purpose. I don't care what speed you drive or your destination, but pay attention to what you are doing and those around you. If you cut off 4 cars because you didn't pay attention to the fact you were in a right turn only lane, I nominate you for using only public transportation.
 
I have leather loafers that I do wear with my jeans, but I will wear athletic shoes as well because:

1. Leather boots. I'm not from Texas and I don't live on a farm.
2. Suede wingtips. I don't want to be asked if I'm one of those douches on Wall St that caused the recession.
3. canvas shoes. Hipster fail look.

so you will wear dad shoes because every single other option means you're a cowboy, banker, or hipster. interesting.
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clearly these show a cowboy, Banker, and hipster. FTR I own all similar shoes to theSe so I'm not sure which profession I am :)
 
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