Your hand becomes a drink dispenser…

ISUCyclones2015

Doesn't wipe standing up
Dec 19, 2010
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Each of your fingers on one hand becomes a drink dispenser and an unlimited supply of that chosen drink.

You’re only allowed to drink those 5 things the rest of your life.

What are you choosing?
 
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Water, Coffee, Cabernet Sauvignon, Modelo Negra, and gonna need some Half-n-Half for the coffee.

(in the other hand, a nice charcuterie board)
 
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Does it have to be water? Can one of my fingers magically make ice cubes?

Bourbon
Cane Sugar Rum
Vitamin Water - Revive
Guinness
Ice Cubes
 
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Water
2% milk
Buffalo Trace old fashioned
Ayinger Brauweisse
St. Bernardus Abt 12

I’m going to the doctor if any of this just pours out of my fingers though!
 
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Water, lipton green tea that I make in a big pickle jar, Coke, Spotted Cow, Jameson. And since my thumb is extra wide it has room for an extra dispenser for lemonade.
 

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