Your hand becomes a drink dispenser…

ISUCyclones2015

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Each of your fingers on one hand becomes a drink dispenser and an unlimited supply of that chosen drink.

You’re only allowed to drink those 5 things the rest of your life.

What are you choosing?
 
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Water, Coffee, Cabernet Sauvignon, Modelo Negra, and gonna need some Half-n-Half for the coffee.

(in the other hand, a nice charcuterie board)
 
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Does it have to be water? Can one of my fingers magically make ice cubes?

Bourbon
Cane Sugar Rum
Vitamin Water - Revive
Guinness
Ice Cubes
 
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Water
2% milk
Buffalo Trace old fashioned
Ayinger Brauweisse
St. Bernardus Abt 12

I’m going to the doctor if any of this just pours out of my fingers though!
 
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Water, lipton green tea that I make in a big pickle jar, Coke, Spotted Cow, Jameson. And since my thumb is extra wide it has room for an extra dispenser for lemonade.
 
Does it have to be water? Can one of my fingers magically make ice cubes?

Bourbon
Cane Sugar Rum
Tropical Punch
Coffee
Ice Cubes
Let me let you in on a little secret. Poor water into a tray with small sections, then stick that tray in a freezer.
 
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